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Warner Brothers Cartoons

by Mark Evanier

ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED 1/20/95
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Between 1930 and 1969, the Warner Brothers Cartoon Studio made around a thousand short cartoons. A few are dreadful and some are simply boring, especially in the early years, when they were still learning what they were doing, and the later years, when they seemed to have forgotten most of what they'd learned.

But the overwhelming majority — an amazingly-high batting average — was entertaining and funny, even holding up after umpteen-zillion reruns, decades after they were made. The studio even made some that define brilliance in animation and —

Cut. Hold it. Start over. I just realized I made a mistake that bothers me when committed by others. The studio didn't make those films. Talented human beings did.

And it wasn't even the Warner Brothers Cartoon Studio for some of that time. At first, it was the Leon Schlesinger Studio, and Warner Brothers distributed its output. Mr. Schlesinger didn't make cartoons. He left his employees alone and the only thing he drew was the largest paycheck.

WB later purchased the whole operation and, after that happened, Jack L. Warner didn't start sketching gags or painting cels, either. Warner, it is alleged, barely knew they even had a cartoon division. In anecdotes so absurd and unlikely that they're probably true, he is said to have repeatedly spoken of that department as cranking out Mickey Mouse shorts.

Hey, even when I was six, I knew better.

Anyway, the point is that Leon and the freres Warner didn't "make" those films any more than the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel was painted by the Pope who hired Michelangelo di Lodovico Buonarroti Simoni. Creative works are created by creative people with creative talents. Here's just a sampling of relevant names:

Bob Clampett, Chuck Jones, Michael Maltese, Rod Scribner, Tex Avery, Ken Harris, Mel Blanc, Robert McKimson, Tom McKimson, Charles McKimson, Tedd Pierce, Carl Stalling, Friz Freleng, Manny Gould, Phil DeLara, Art Davis, Ben "Bugs" Hardaway, Ben Washam, Lloyd Vaughn, Pete Alvarado, Robert Gribbroek, Warren Foster, John Carey, Bea Benaderet, Virgil Ross, Hawley Pratt, Stan Freberg and Norm McCabe. There are many others.

These folks made the so-called Warner Brothers cartoons. Those films are now owned, along with almost everything else in the known free world, by the Time-Warner conglomerate.

The TV rights were, for a time, bifurcated…or maybe even trifurcated or more. In 1956, some exec at Warner's made a deal which one of his successors, being charitable, described as "boneheaded." Failing to foresee how long the films would remain popular — and certainly not dreaming of cable or home video — he sold off all the color Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies that were copyrighted before September 1, 1948.

An outfit named Associated Artists Productions bought and syndicated them to TV stations everywhere. That's why you see "A.A.P." logos on the front of some prints. There was another, even dumber transaction that sold a batch of vintage shorts to the Metromedia company for roughly the amount I spent last week at the Warner Store.

Warner Brothers Television, in the meantime, effectively marketed what they had left. In 1960, they sold the best of what they'd retained to ABC for a prime-time Bugs Bunny show, which later migrated to Saturday morn. The rest of their library was carved up into "packages" of cartoons. Some were syndicated to local stations. Others were used in '64 to form a Porky Pig show, also on ABC Saturday (or Sunday) mornings. Two years later, another package became a Road Runner show on CBS.

Apart from openings, closings and some interstitial segments, no new animation was done. They just ran the same cartoons over and over. In 1968, when there was some softening in the ratings, ABC bosses concluded that the material had been overexposed and let Bugs and his pals go.

CBS pounced like Pepe LePew on a cat with a white stripe on her back. They folded it in with their Road Runner show to make The Bugs Bunny-Road Runner Hour.

Big hit. Most seasons, these endlessly-recycled antiques outrated whatever new/hip/contemporary programming the studios could cobble together. From 1968 through 1986, they were the spine of CBS's Saturday A.M. sked, and they spawned a series of prime-time outings.

Each year though, CBS was cautious about committing for another season. There was always the fear that, at some point, viewers would weary of seeing the same cartoons, time and again. They kept saying to WB, "Don't you have anything else we can put in there to freshen this thing up?" That's when WB began adding in cartoons from other packages, as they became unencumbered by other deals. This meant, generally, adding weaker and weaker cartoons to the rotation.

They also tossed in some previously-withheld cartoons. Saturday morn animation has its restrictions and they were uncommonly harsh in the late-70's/early-80's. (I'm being nice; actually, they were uncommonly stupid and based on the premise that children were even stupider.)

At first, some cartoons were excluded because they were deemed "unacceptable," which usually meant that someone shot someone else — or themselves — or there was a reference to sex or beer. As CBS became more desperate to include something that the kids might not be sick of, they began pulling cartoons off that "unacceptable" list and chopping scenes as necessary to make them, at least in one sense, "acceptable."

Don't we all love this practice? Isn't it just dandy to watch cartoons with the funny stuff cut out? Some of the excisions were really cerebrum-numbing…leaving in the set-up, omitting the punch line. The deletions became more and more obvious. It's a tribute to those who made the cartoons that they still attracted large audiences even after this kind of sabotage.

They attracted so many that, in 1976, CBS broke out a batch of the films to make The Sylvester and Tweety Show. After a year, they folded those films back into The Bugs Bunny-Road Runner Hour, renamed it The Bugs Bunny-Road Runner Show and expanded it to ninety minutes. I think it even went to two hours for a time, always pulling big numbers.

NBC coveted those digits. In 1978, they went to the Warner people, waved hefty bucks and said, "Give us one of those." The result was a Daffy Duck show, made up of almost everything in color that the studio still owned that wasn't already licensed to CBS or elsewhere. In other words, the bottom of the barrel was scraped.

This angered CBS. They wanted those cartoons, however frail they may have been, to bolster their Bugs/Road Runner show. When Daffy's show was dropped in 1982, they snatched up those films, as well.

Eventually, in 1986, the suits at CBS made the not-unprecedented error of assuming that all those Bugs-Daffy-Road Runner cartoons had been rerun into stagnation. They dropped the franchise and, to the industry's shock, ABC immediately snapped it up. Ratings were terrific for The Bugs Bunny-Looney Tunes Comedy Hour and, later, The Bugs Bunny & Tweety Show.

In fairness, letting the wabbit go was not quite as ill-advised a move as it might seem. The show's audience was "skewing older," as they say, and CBS was then basing its advertising rates wholly on the 2-12 age bracket. If five million pairs of eyes were fixed on Bugs and half belonged to folks aged 13 or over, that was 2.5 million viewers, insofar as the commercial buyers were concerned. ABC, on the other hand, had a whole different rate formula — one that was a bit more favorable to shows that drew an older audience.

Two quick stories about the transition from one network to another: One is what CBS did when they found out that ABC was grabbing the show they were dropping. The program still had around six months to go on CBS so they took out all the weak cartoons.

I don't know if anyone noticed but this was quite deliberately done. CBS yanked all the later, poorer films out of rotation, as well as most of the heavily-laundered (and therefore, less entertaining) ones. For the last half-year, they ran only the primo stuff. An exec at the network actually said to me — and, I swear, this is a quote — "By the time ABC gets hold of this show, those kids are gonna be absolutely sick of What's Opera, Doc? and One Froggy Evening."

That's the first story. The second will probably be denied by anyone who was involved but, as reporters say, we stand by our story.

When ABC got the show, WB offered to make all new prints of the cartoons…to go back to the negatives and strike off, on tape, spanking-fresh copies of all those cartoons. This was so ABC wouldn't have to run videotapes that CBS had run dozens and dozens of time, to their eventual decay.

ABC said no. "Give us the CBS prints."

At the time, the Standards and Practices Department at ABC (read: censors) prided itself on having the strictest standards and practices in the business. This was probably true.

The folks there didn't want to do all the work to go back and cut all the stuff that CBS had slashed. They also didn't want to be caught leaving in anything that CBS had omitted. The second reason was probably more important than the first but the solution to both was to requisition the reels that CBS was going to discard. Then they made a point of chopping further. They removed bits that CBS had aired, ad nauseam, without reported damage to the youth of America.

Eventually, those tapes wore out, the political climate changed, "standards" were eased…and the personnel at ABC changed. New prints crept in and some punch lines returned.

The Bugs Bunny & Tweety Show is still on ABC on Saturdays, still doing well. Nevertheless, many assume it won't be there much longer. Disney now owns the network and can't be wild about paying cash to a competitor and promoting characters that vie with Donald and Mickey in the marketplace. The WB people would probably prefer to see the WB cartoons on the WB Network. They now seem to have the broadcast rates to everything else.

Remember those cartoons that were sold to A.A.P.? Well, Dick Tracy in his prime — or even Duck Twacy — would be hard-pressed to track custody of them through a flurry of sales and acquisitions. Eventually, M.G.M.-U.A. wound up with the early color films. Then Ted Turner wound up with M.G.M.-U.A. Then Ted Turner folded his empire into Time-Warner. Somehow, the Metromedia films came home, as well.

They really don't need to sell to anyone outside the building. They can put them on the WB Network and the Cartoon Network and on Turner Classic Movies and TNT and all the other outlets that Time-Warner owns. (I recently found out that my gardener has been acquired by Time-Warner. But that's okay because my cleaning lady is a division of The Walt Disney Company.)

So once they reclaim the ABC package, it'll all be under one roof. Eventually, you'll be able to turn on those Time-Warner channels and see every last Looney Tune, every Merrie Melodie, right?

Maybe not. The programmers are still, like most TV programmers, timid about old, black-and-white film.

Well, maybe "timid" is the wrong word. There does seem to be empirical evidence that younger viewers are less open to watching a good black-and-white cartoon than a mediocre color one. The vaults of the Cartoon Network are crammed with both but those that lack hues only turn up at non-prime times, most often on a series entitled Late Night Black & White.

(It's no different at Toon Disney, Nickelodeon during the day, and any channel that runs animation. They all have great black-and-white cartoons that they treat like a baseball manager treats his worst pinch-hitter.)

This is not a new problem. In the sixties, the studio tried to solve it by "colorizing" the early WB cartoons — mainly those featuring Porky Pig, their first recurring star. This was before the computer process was invented. The films were shipped to Korea where they were hand-traced into color by minimum-wage laborers, many of them not even artists. I hate to think what minimum wage was in Korea back then…

It was the cheapest possible way to do it and they got what they paid for. Wonderful fully-animated cartoons were converted into ugly, badly-animated cartoons. They just look cheap. Any time there's a title card or sign in these films, you can tell it was rendered by someone who didn't know English.

But people still watch them.

And the removal of punch lines and supposed violence continues. It's not nearly as bad as it was once was, but scenes are still omitted, jokes are still tempered, humor is still lessened.

And people still watch them.

Not next week, but in some future column, I want to expand on the black-and-white issue, and the "editing." I also want to talk about the dozen-or-more cartoons that never turn up anywhere, at any time, in any Time-Warner venue, because of racial stereotypes.

What I want to close with for now is this point: You can't kill these films.

They've sure tried. They've cut them and hidden them and traced them and chopped them into little pieces. Over and over, business-types have given up on Bugs; over and over, they've been proven wrong. Like Lazarus, Jason or even Bill Clinton, he keeps coming back, ever stronger. And always will.

The WB cartoons may be the most lucrative things ever put on celluloid. They returned their initial investments when they were first exhibited, and all the thousands of reruns since have yielded almost pure profit. That's not even looking at the billions (with a "b") grossed from toys and comics and other merchandise featuring Bugs, Daffy, Porky, Tweety and the gang.

Whether you measure success by income or critical acclaim or just endurance, the Warner Brothers cartoons have been phenomenal successes. How did this come about? How did magic happen? Easy…

They hired talented folks like Clampett and Jones and Avery and McKimson and all the rest. Then they gave them money to do a good job, and they left them alone to do it.

Sometimes, that's all it takes.

Today's Video Link

Here's another long one (22 minutes) that you probably won't want to watch in full but might want to sample. It's We Learn About the Telephone, a 1965 educational film for kids featuring animation by John Hubley. Most of the voices were done by Mel Blanc with a few by Paul Frees. This probably means Mel did them all, a few had to be redone for some reason and Mel wasn't available to come back and do them so they called in Paul.

The film was produced by Jerry Fairbanks and someone oughta do a big article somewhere about all the films and TV shows produced by Jerry Fairbanks including the Speaking of Animals film shorts and the Crusader Rabbit cartoon show. It was directed by Jean Yarbrough, who directed hundreds of TV shows and movies, including an awful lot of both with Abbott and Costello.

In the live-action segments, the father is played by Wright King, who some of you will recall from a couple of appearances on the original Twilight Zone. The boy is Pat Cardi, a kid actor on lots of TV shows of the sixties. He got out of that line of work and under his birth name of Pat Cardamone, he became a major producer of infomercials and educational films — kinda like some of what Jerry Fairbanks did. Cardamone is probably most famous for having invented MovieFone. The girl is Pam Ferdin (her name is misspelled in the end credits) who was the daughter in half the sitcoms of the sixties and seventies, including The Paul Lynde Show and The Odd Couple, and she was the voice of Lucy in many a Charlie Brown special. She is now an activist for animal rights.

And that's about all you need to know except that I have to thank Scott Marinoff for calling this to my attention…

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I Tawt I Taw a Oscar Contender!

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Last week here, I gave a glowing account of the new CGI Tweety & Sylvester short which has been animated to a voice track that Mel Blanc did for a kids' record back in the fifties. The film can be viewed if you go see Happy Feet 2 but if you don't want to do that, you can catch a little bit of it over on this website. As I said, once you get past the notion of seeing those characters with three dimensions and real textures, I think it's pretty good and pretty faithful.

Today on Stu's Show!

Stu Shostak has a great guest today for his popular pop-culture Internet chat show. It's Joe Alaskey, one of the brightest voice talents of his generation. I first became aware of Joe when he was mainly an impressionist…and one of the best. He did the best Shatner I'd ever heard…the best Matthau…and his Gleason was so good, they had Joe come in and dub Ralph Kramden's voice in on some of those Lost Honeymooners episodes where the audio needed fixing.

The last decade or two, he's been one of the best cartoon voice actors…and one of the select few called in to fill the shoes of Mr. Mel Blanc. Joe won an Emmy for voicing Daffy on the Duck Dodgers show and probably deserved a couple for other roles. Sometimes, he does Bugs. Sometimes, Sylvester. Actually, he can do and has done about all of them. He even did Yosemite Sam in Who Framed Roger Rabbit when Mel was still alive. Rumor has it that it was Mel's suggestion that they get Joe since Joe then sounded more like Mel than Mel did.

Anyway, Joe does a lot of non-Mel characters too, including Plucky Duck on Tiny Toon Adventures and Grandpa Lou on Rugrats and you'll hear all about the other ones when you tune in Stu's Show today. I've told you before how to do this but I'm going to tell you again…

  1. Listen live for free! Stu does his show Wednesdays starting at 4 PM Pacific Time. That's 7 PM Eastern Time and if you live in other zones, you can probably figure out what time it starts on your computer. It runs two hours. Sometimes, it runs more than two hours. Go to the Stu's Show website at the proper time and click where they tell you to click. Then you can minimize that window on your computer and listen as you do other things.
  2. Listen later for 99 cents! Shortly after the live webcast, each show becomes a podcast and you can download it as an MP3 file from the Stu's Show website and hear it at your convenience. This is a great bargain and while you're over there, browse around. You'll probably find plenty of other shows in the archives that you'd enjoy hearing.

That's all there is to it! Tune in and hear Stu talk with one of the most talented guys working a microphone these days. And Stu, make sure you get him to do Jack Lemmon.

Today's Video Link

I'll bet a lot of you have never seen this. It's one of a couple of openings for The Bugs Bunny and Tweety Show that ran on Saturday morning in the 1990's. The folks at Warner TV Animation kept fiddling with the opening of their Saturday AM series that ran vintage Looney Tunes, trying to make it seem "new" without losing that great theme song and Mel Blanc's vocals. The body of the show was, after all, old cartoons that nine-year-old kids had seen eighty quadrillion times…so to make something seem fresh, they kept reconfiguring the main titles.

At one point when the show was back on CBS, the execs there asked me if I had any idea how to freshen the program. All I could think of was to suggest that they get WB to dig into its vaults and see if they had any of the interstitial segments that were animated for the prime-time Bugs Bunny Show back when it was on ABC in 1960-1962. A search was conducted and the result was that they had lost most of that footage. They had a few black-and-white prints in 16mm and I believe there was a brief discussion of whether it was feasible to pull some clips from those, colorize them and throw them on the air but that was deemed impractical.

One of the lessons the big studios have learned in this era of cable and home video is "Never throw anything away." Every week, some exec at every company curses his predecessors for not doing a better job of protecting the vaults and preserving some movie or TV show that they'd now like to market somewhere but can't. One of the reasons some movies are not out on DVD is that the company that owns the copyright doesn't own a good print or negative. Sometimes, they obtain one by dealing with the kind of collector they used to call a Film Pirate and sic the FBI on.

Anyway, I am — as I so often am — off-topic. Here's a 90's opening of The Bugs Bunny and Tweety Show…a nice bit of animation but no one will ever improve on the original.

Go Read It!

My pal Bruce Reznick sent me this link to a good article about Mel Blanc.

Today's Video Link

About ten of you sent me a link to this in the last eighteen hours. In 1951 when he was among their top recording artists, Mel Blanc starred in this promotional film for Capitol Records. The whole film was around 35 minutes and this video only has the first 30…but it's too good to wait for someone to post the remainder, as I assume someone will.

It's great because of Mel and also because of a few other folks who are in it. There's Yogi Yorgesson, who was really a radio comic named Harry Stewart and who developed this silly Swedish character who had a number of hit novelty records. There's cowboy singer Jimmy Wakely. And the big dumb guy who hangs with Mel is played by Billy May, who was one of the greatest arrangers and bandleaders of all time. Billy is the guy who did most of the music for Stan Freberg's records. That is when he wasn't making guys like Sinatra and Crosby sound good.

The video will also give you a nice look at 1951 Hollywood and at Wallichs Music City, the record store I wrote about in this posting. When I went there in the sixties, it looked exactly like it does in this film…

Reboots on the Ground

I keep getting e-mails asking what I think of the new Looney Tunes show on Cartoon Network. I think I haven't seen it…which you'd assume would be a perfectly valid reason for not having an opinion about it. It is but that didn't stop a lot of websites and animation fans from condemning it before they'd seen ten seconds of finished program…or even after they'd seen only about that much. I do now see a number of reviewers expressing delighted surprise and a couple even saying, "Gee, I was looking forward to trashing this thing but I kinda like it." Good for them. I hope I like it too when I get around to watching a couple.

And now I'm getting lotsa e-mails from people asking me what I think of news that Seth MacFarlane has been engaged to spearhead some kind of reboot of The Flintstones. Well, Seth MacFarlane is a funny, successful guy and that alone is encouraging. Over the years, a lot of wonderful properties have been entrusted to folks who were neither funny nor successful…and in this case, "successful" may be the more important of those two factors.

I think what's gone awry with a lot of company-owned franchises is too much company-thinking. There's usually a reluctance to let anyone get too much control of a company property. Everyone I encounter within the relevant divisions of Time-Warner seems to want to be the person in charge of Bugs Bunny and doesn't want anyone else to be. Ergo, no one is in charge of Bugs Bunny and I think it shows.

What they need over there is a super-genius who's appointed to supervise, at least in a creative sense, what's right and wrong for the property…someone who can, for example, select one voice artist to speak for Bugs in all venues, all appearances. By my count, ten different people have been the voice of Bugs Bunny on major projects since Mel Blanc passed…and every time a new need comes along, someone there wants to hold open auditions and make all the guys who've done Bugs in the past come in and audition again so he can pick. And while he's choosing the voice of Bugs for a new videogame, someone down the hall from him is auditioning to find the voice of Bugs for a new series of TV cartoons.

That to me is an example of what's wrong with the handling of many classic characters. No one is empowered to make a decision of any lasting value. If they can't all get on the same page as to what Bugs sounds like, how can they agree on what's an appropriate joke for that voice to utter? Or an appropriate new direction for the character's design or storylines?

So they need to have one person in charge and then they need to pick the right person. Handing Seth MacFarlane The Flintstones probably means they're going to do the first. He has the track record and he's very rich so I doubt he's signing onto a situation where he won't have the necessary power to impose a coherent, firm vision on Fred, Barney, Wilma and the rest. I'm also guessing he has some guarantees of proper budgets and ample opportunity to take his vision into the marketplace.

Is he the right person? I dunno. We'll have to wait and see what he does. There are probably other people around who could bring forth a great Flintstones show or movie if they had enough control…but you'd have to have the clout and track record of a Seth MacFarlane to get enough control. I'm eager to see how he puts that control to use.

Today's Video Link

Here's four minutes from a Jack Benny TV program with Jack, Don Wilson and Mel Blanc. Looks to me like the reference to Bugs Bunny was an ad-lib by Jack…

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Today on Stu's Show!

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The lovely lady in the above photo is Susan Silo. Susan is an actress who you've probably seen on TV many times, dating back to the Adam West Batman TV series and before. She is now one of the top voiceover actresses in the field, heard on countless commercials and cartoon shows. The gentleman at right is Don Pitts. I don't know if Don was ever Susan's agent but I wouldn't be surprised, as Don has been the agent to most of the top voiceover performers in the field over the years, making him something of a superstar/legend in the field.

Don Pitts is the guest this week on Stu's Show, the flagship program on my fave web radio station, Shokus Internet Radio. Before Don was an agent, he has a pretty good career of his own in front of the microphone as a broadcaster and I hope Stu will get him to tell some stories of those days. But he'll certainly talk about what it was to represent the top cartoon voice actors and announcers over several decades, many of whom he still represents. We're talking about people like Daws Butler, Don Messick, Mel Blanc, Paul Frees, Paul Winchell, Janet Waldo, and June Foray…and he handled them back in the days when those seven people did about half the cartoon voice work in the business and the other half was mostly Pitts clients, as well. He's a very nice man, much loved in the field…and here's an interesting sidelight: Every single voice actor who has ever been represented by Don can do a great impression of him. That includes the women.

You can hear it live today (Wednesday) on Shokus Internet Radio for two hours commencing at 4 PM Pacific Time, which is 7 PM East Coast Time…and you can probably figure out the time in your time zone from that. The show repeats all week but you'll enjoy it more if you tune in live. Go to the website at the proper hours and click where you're supposed to click…and tune in anytime. Not just when Don is on.

Walter

Recently at his site, Michael Barrier has been discussing Walter Lantz, the prolific animation producer who gave us Woody Woodpecker, Andy Panda, Chilly Willy and others. A reader of this site, Alan Willson, wrote to ask me, "Did you ever cross paths with Lantz? Any personal anecdotes?" Not many, I'm afraid. I met Mr. Lantz but once and I'll tell you about it in a second. But first let me tell you the way in which he was important to me.

As a kid, I was a fan of his cartoons. Of course, as a kid, I was a fan of most cartoons. As one gets older, one's interests and tastes evolve. At the same time I was avidly watching The Woody Woodpecker Show on Channel 11, I was also watching (and loving even more) the early Hanna-Barbera cartoons on Channel 11 and the early Jay Ward cartoons on Channel 7 and later 4. I still like and enjoy Huckleberry Hound, Yogi Bear and other H-B programs of that era. I still love and admire Rocky and His Friends and other Wardian concoctions. Whatever positive feelings I have for Woody and Company are not unlike my emotions re: Bosco chocolate syrup and Circus Animal cookies. I can't and don't eat them today but I do remember how much joy they gave me at age 10. Somewhere downstairs here, I have a VHS tape of Woody Woodpecker cartoons that I picked up for a couple of bucks once in a KMart. It literally contains every Walter Lantz cartoon that I can recall ever really liking as an adult.

Some of the cartoons he produced have expertly-done musical numbers and I suppose most were as well-animated as the budgets of the time allowed…but I feel scant connection to the characters or the jokes or the storylines. And to the extent that I even like the characters, that's mainly because of their appearances in the Dell comic books that were created and printed by Western Publishing Company. I liked a lot of those comics…which Mr. Lantz and his immediate staff didn't write or draw. In fact — and this is a visceral feeling, not a logical one — as a kid, I felt the cartoons were wrong and the comics were right. The Road Runner in the Dell comic books didn't match the Road Runner of the cartoons and there, it was clear to me that the comic book version was the aberration. With Woody Woodpecker, Andy Panda and other Lantz properties, it felt like the cartoons were wrong…and also wildly inconsistent, whereas the comics had one generally clear vision.

But what I really did like about Walter Lantz was that he taught me the basics of cartooning. He taught them in little film segments on the Woody Woodpecker TV show like this one…

I would sit there with my pad and pencil and follow along. Even though I never carried it to the point of real professional cartooning, doing that had a lot to do with the fact that I now work at all in the creative arts. I can interface with the best cartoonists in the business and understand what they do when we collaborate…but I also think that whatever flair I have for writing is connected to having filled many a pad with cartoons at an early age.

Where I really learned something ostensibly from Walter Lantz was when I acquired a book called Easy Way to Draw. I wrote about it back here and I still consider that volume to be as important to my life as any book I ever owned. An idea I've toyed with for some time is to grab friends like Sergio Aragonés and Scott Shaw! and to try and do a new book that will work the same magic on kids in that age bracket. I would start by resolving that the book was for ages 6-12 and that I really didn't care if one person older than that would buy or could even understand it.

So when I finally met Walter Lantz, it was a very special moment for me — one of those encounters when you feel the need to say to someone, "You have no idea what you did for me…but thank you for what you did for me." And that's pretty much what I said to him.

It was at the opening of an animation art gallery in West Hollywood around 1984 or '85. (Mr. Lantz passed in '94 at the age of 95.) I saw him there and got June Foray to introduce us, and the first two things I noticed were that he was very short — not a whole lot taller than I was when I was watching his drawing lessons — and that he talked exactly the same way in person that he'd talked in them. He really did sound like he was reading off-camera cue cards and that was somehow comforting.

He'd been standing for some time shaking hands at the gallery and was looking for a place to sit down for a spell. Recalling a bench a bit away from the mingling area, I suggested that and led him to it. So I got to sit with Walter Lantz for maybe a half-hour of Q-and-A. Unfortunately, it was mostly Q's from him and A's from me. June had introduced me glowingly as a great friend and important person in the cartoon business (half-right — the first half) and once I told Mr. Lantz that I'd gotten into cartoons because of him, he really just wanted to hear more about that. It was clearly a big deal to him that he'd been responsible for the "next generation" — or maybe I was a generation or two past his — but it felt odd to sit there and be peppered with questions about where I went to college and how he'd inspired me.

Most of what I did get him to talk about was the relationship between his operation and Western Publishing. He dearly loved Chase Craig, who'd been my editor when I wrote Woody Woodpecker comics and others, and he'd been delighted with Western's comics and activity books of his characters. He admitted to me that at some point, they were the creative force behind much of what he was doing in his own studio. The evolution of Woody's official design, for instance, was influenced as much by what the Western artists were doing as by anything done by folks on the Lantz payroll…and many talents went back and forth between the two employers. (In this article, I explain how a character created by folks at Western for the comic books became a semi-valuable Lantz property, much as Disney got Uncle Scrooge out of their relationship with Western.)

Mike Barrier says that when he interviewed Lantz in a more formal context, he also got little out of him. People in animation often develop what I call "talk show versions" of their history…little abbreviated anecdotes that are simplified down to be quick and comprehensible to folks outside the business and which come with built-in punchlines. They tell them so often to reporters that they often can't shift back to the real stories. This was often a problem if you spoke with Mel Blanc, as well. Asked about Porky Pig's stuttering, he'd launch into the same tale he told in Johnny Carson's guest chair and so many other places about going out and studying pigs until he decided a grunt was a stammer. Unless you reminded him that he was the second voice of Porky, replacing a guy who really did stutter, that was all you got out of Mel. At one point in our half hour and with zero inquiry from me, Mr. Lantz launched into the oft-heard-but-apocryphal saga of creating Woody Woodpecker when a real woodpecker kept interrupting his honeymoon.

But you know what? I loved it. It was like hearing Tony Bennett sing about leaving his heart in San Francisco…which probably also didn't happen.

So I didn't extract a lot of historical data or wisdom about animation from Walter Lantz but so what? I got to tell him that he was a good teacher and that he'd inspired one more kid to move towards his life's work. I'm sure there were a lot of us and that he only got to hear it from a very small percentage.

Today's Video Link

From 1986, this is a "public service" spot for ABC's Saturday morning lineup of kids' shows. Porky Pig acts like a real Male Chauvinist Porker and tells Petunia she can't be President of the United States. That was, of course, Mel Blanc voicing Porky and I think Petunia was done by Kathleen Helppie…but I could be wrong.

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More on Kenneth Mars

This is a minor point but it oughta be corrected somewhere on the web and I guess it's up to me…

Most of the press service obits for Kenneth Mars say something like "…he did a significant amount of voiceover work for animation, starting with TV's The Jetsons in the early 1960s." Yes, he did a lot of voice work in cartoons but no, not on the early 1960s Jetsons show.

There were two batches of Jetsons cartoons made for TV — one for the ABC network that aired from 1962 to 1963, then a syndicated version that first aired from 1985 to 1987. The original featured the voices of George O'Hanlon, Penny Singleton, Daws Butler, Janet Waldo, Jean Vander Pyl, Mel Blanc, Don Messick, Howie Morris and only one or two other folks, none of whom was Ken Mars. The first five or six of these actors were in every episode. The last two or three were in many but not all.

The syndicated revival featured all those folks plus many others in guest roles. One of these many others was Ken Mars. When these new shows aired, the old ones were intermingled and a lot of folks got very confused as to what was from 1962-1963 and what was from 1985-1987. The Internet Movie Database tries to treat it all as one program that started in 1962 and ended in 1987 so I have friends who did the show the first time in 1986 and suddenly they have a credit from '62. Writers, animators and production personnel are similarly and misleadingly identified.

To the best of my knowledge, Kenny Mars didn't start doing cartoon voices until around 1975, probably starting with his work for the animated segments on Uncle Croc's Block for Filmation. If I'm wrong, it's not by more than a year or so.

From the E-Mailbag…

Someone named "jonesr" writes to ask…

I'm watching the complete Bullwinkle DVD box set, and everytime the credits roll for an episode, Daws Butler is conspicuous by his absence.

Was Daws moonlighting with Jay Ward while exclusive to Hanna-Barbera, and left out of credits for that reason? Were the credits taken from some repackaging where segments that may not have had Daws were not included?

I swear I hear Cap'n Crunch and Elroy Jetson, etc, amongst the set occasionally.

As far as I know, Daws was never exclusive to Hanna-Barbera but there was a period there when he was on so many of their shows, it sure seemed that way. He was concurrently doing shows for Jay Ward and on some seasons of Rocky and His Friends, his name was in the credits — misspelled, in fact, on one year of shows. After a while though, he decided that since he was becoming known as the voice of Hanna-Barbera, it would be an act of loyalty to Bill and Joe to not take credit on work he did for other studios. So he asked the Jay Ward folks to leave his name off.

This is a good place to remind folks that screen credits on old TV cartoons are often unreliable. In some cases, that's because they were never right in the first place. In others, the credits have been changed. None of the prints you see on TV from Top Cat have the real end credits on them. Those film elements were lost. Fortunately, they had the animation and music for the ending without the superimposed names so someone assembled a re-creation…but they only re-created one episode's end credits and then spliced that ending onto every episode. So every Top Cat that's rerun now says, for example, "Written by Kin Platt" on the end even though Mr. Platt only wrote a couple of episodes. Paul Lynde did voices on two cartoon shows for Hanna-Barbera — The Catanooga Cats and The Perils of Penelope Pitstop. The two shows were done at the same time but for some unknown reason, his name only appears on the former. It's absent from Ms. Pitstop's series even though Lynde had a larger part on that show. Mel Blanc's name is mysteriously absent from many episodes of The Flintstones on which he was heard. There are plenty of other examples.

Holly Jolly Jellystone

Warner Home Video has just released a DVD of Yogi Bear's All-Star Comedy Christmas Caper, a prime-time special produced in 1982 and written by me in, believe it or not, two and a half days. If I'd had a month, I'd have taken a month. I had two and a half days.

A year or two earlier, Hanna-Barbera had signed with CBS to produce a half-hour prime-time Yogi Bear special for Christmas of '81. This was a very big deal for the studio and for Yogi. The show was to feature a large batch of early H-B characters like Quick Draw McGraw, Huckleberry Hound, Snagglepuss and others, plus an appearance by Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble. It was to be called what it wound up being called. Beyond that, no one had any idea what it would be about.

A script was written. The network hated it. Another script was then written. Mr. Barbera hated it. Yet another script was then written. The network and Mr. Barbera both hated it. There was now insufficient time to get the show written again and produced for its scheduled December airdate so the decision was made to postpone 'til December of '82.

More writing ensued but no useable script emerged, at least in the view of Mr. B. and the folks at the network. As July arrived, H-B once again suggested postponing the special until the following year. Someone at CBS said, "No…either we do it for this year or the deal's off." Arguments ensued. Meetings were held. On a very hot day in the first week in July, I was summoned to the office of Joe Barbera and asked how fast I could write a script. I'd have to work fast because every day I took was a day the animators wouldn't have and there was already a genuine fear that they could not get it done in time. To make matters even more precarious, the Animation Union was probably going to go on strike as of July 31. The animation would be done in Australia so the strike wouldn't affect that…but all the storyboarding and character design were to be done in-house and they'd have to be completed by 7/31 — a little more than three weeks off.

I got the script done in, like I said, two and a half days and it was recorded by a real all-star lineup of cartoon voice actors. Daws Butler played Yogi, Snagglepuss, Huckleberry Hound, Augie Doggie, Hokey Wolf, Snooper, Blabber, Dixie the Mouse, Mr. Jinks and Wally Gator. Don Messick played Boo Boo, Ranger Smith and Pixie the Mouse. Henry Corden and Mel Blanc played Fred and Barney. Allan Melvin played Magilla Gorilla. Jimmy Weldon played Yakky Doodle. John Stephenson played Doggie Daddy. And all those folks played other roles, as did Hal Smith, Janet Waldo and Georgi Irene. Steve Lumley directed and most of the storyboard was done at the very last minute (after the first board guy botched it up and was fired) by a great veteran director named Alex Lovy. I am still amazed the show was done on time.

Well, actually it wasn't. A couple of scenes were never finished and some animation errors stayed in because there literally wasn't time to redo them. But it did air as scheduled on 12/21/82 and if you knew how impossible and unlikely that was, you'd be real impressed.

Being so close to the trees, I make no claim as to how funny it is…but the DVD is probably worth buying for a special feature that's included — Yogi Bear's Birthday Party, a 1961 syndicated special that few cartoon fans have probably seen. If you'd like to order a copy from Amazon, here's a link.

I haven't seen one yet so I don't know if it contains the bleep. This is a bit of TV history. Cartoon shows are censored all the time but this was the first time (I believe) that they actually bleeped a word of dialogue. What's more amazing is that the word wasn't a naughty one from George Carlin's infamous list. The word they bleeped was "Chanukah."

I am not kidding. I wrote a line where Snagglepuss said, "Merry Christmas! Season's Greetings! Happy Chanukah even!" Everyone who had to approve the script — which was a whole lot of people — approved it and it was recorded that way and the animation was done accordingly.

In December when the last minute edits were being done, someone at CBS decided that the reference to Chanukah had to go. I do not know precisely why. At the time, and later when I wrote one article about this, I didn't know even if it had been done at CBS or if someone at Hanna-Barbera had been responsible…but then a friend at the network showed me a memo he'd dug out of the files. It merely said that CBS was insisting on the deletion, no explanation given. Anyway, there was no time to redub the line so they just bleeped the word and it sounded like an audio flaw. It has been absent whenever Cartoon Network or Boomerang have aired the show so it may have been removed from the master and is therefore absent from this DVD. Or maybe they did their transfer from an uncircumcised copy, I don't know. I'll let you know once I hear from someone or get a copy myself.

This may involve me finding some nice, considerate person at Warner Home Video who'll send me a couple of free ones. I know some of them read this site. Ahem.