Fred DeCordova, R.I.P.

Johnny Carson and Fred DeCordova

Lastly: Understandably lost in recent news was the passing of Fred DeCordova, of natural causes, at age 90.  Producing and directing The Jack Benny Show and Burns and Allen for TV, and producing The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson were only a few notches in an incredible career that also included motion pictures and the Broadway stage.  For a time, Mr. Carson was firing producers — among them, a couple of his closest friends — at a brisk clip.  When DeCordova stepped into the post, folks were probably betting on how many weeks he'd last, but Fred fooled 'em all.  He lasted more than twenty years in what they called the hottest seat — excepting, perhaps, Johnny's — in all of show biz.

Fred was a strange, frenetic man, capable of both great charm and killer instinct in the same conversation.  He produced a show that introduced some of America's top comedians but seemed to have little talent for spotting comic talent.  Almost every stand-up who succeeded on the show during those years has a tale of DeCordova trying to "improve" perfectly good acts and/or predicting they would bomb.  Still, he never got in their way.  He was mired in "old" show biz and, had he been solely in charge of booking the show, Johnny might never have talked to anyone younger than Jimmy Stewart.  Still, newer stars made it to the couch.  He had a non-charming way of lording his high salary over the poorest-paid members of the staff but, at the same time, he kept the operation operational…though not quite to the end.  Late in his tenure, Fred lost favor with Johnny and was reduced to figurehead stature while others (Peter Lassally, primarily) did the actual producing.  I believe he went unmentioned on Carson's last show.

I sometimes ran into him over at NBC, and he was always willing — even, eager — to chat about his days working with George Burns or Bob Cummings, and he practically worshipped Jack Benny.  Jay Leno retained him as a consultant for a time — in part, I suspect, because Fred had nothing else to do.  "All my friends are dead," he often sighed.  It would be nice to believe they're all, at last, reunited.

More Aftermath

I stole the above cartoon from the website of my great and brilliant friend, Mike Peters.  And I posted it here because it's the first thing I've seen, in print or anywhere, that made me laugh out loud since last Tuesday.  (Mike's site, where you can see more of his cleverness, is www.grimmy.com)

And here are still more links to articles I've found on the Internet that I thought said something that needed to be said.  As before, I don't agree with every word of them but I respect the attempt to say something constructive.

In the meantime, I have some additional thoughts, which I offer here for whatever they may be worth…

  • What does it say about our leaders and reporters that, if you do a search for articles about oppression in Afghanistan and the evil of the Taliban — articles written before 9/11/01, that is — the leading name you'll find speaking out on this issue is that of Mavis (Mrs. Jay) Leno?
  • Speaking of late night hosts: David Letterman's first broadcast back, which included a teary-eyed Dan Rather and an almost-sufferable Regis Philbin, was terrific.  It was clearly a difficult hour and the fact that they didn't pretend it wasn't was the kind of honest, human connection we need at this time.  On the other hand, I can't recall seeing a professional broadcaster less at ease than Craig Kilborn, attempting to talk without a TelePrompter and smug jokes.  It was mostly about him and the problems of figuring out what to do on his show now, and reminded me of what Al Franken was parodying with his "Al Franken Decade" routines.
  • Bill Maher took a more strident approach, insisting that the time for "political correctness" is past and that it's time to ask hard questions.  It may be…but I'm not sure that his format, with its frequent commercial breaks and tendency to change topics after each, is conducive to answering such questions.  Still, Maher certainly asked one that needs to be addressed when he asked about the logic of airport police busting a TV producer for possession of drugs while, obviously, certain other kinds of, uh, "travellers" are a little more dangerous to society.  (Note: "needs to be addressed" does not imply that it will be, or that anyone will modify their policies if it is.)
  • How long is it going to be before someone tries to link Osama bin Laden to one of George W. Bush's — or, more likely, Dick Cheney's — oil deals?  I'm not for a moment suggesting that there is such a link; merely that someone someplace will claim to have found one and we'll spend a lot of time debating over the propriety of such talk.  The way our public discourse seems to run, we're going to hear every conceivable conspiracy theory, up to and including the notion that Lee Harvey Oswald was piloting one of the planes.  (And has anyone noticed that the press seems to have delayed the release of the big Florida vote recount?  It was supposed to be last Monday…not a good time to be unveiling even arguable evidence that our Commander-in-Chief didn't come to the job via a clean election.)
  • ABC News has reportedly declared a moratorium of replaying the footage of the World Trade Center towers being hit, burning, collapsing, etc.  If for no other reason, when I watch news the next few days, my dial's going straight for ABC.
  • My current favorite political writer, Joshua Micah Marshall, makes an interesting catch over on his excellent website, Talking Points.  It's that Jonathan Turley, the former "impeachment expert" with no credentials in that area has now started appearing in the media as a "terrorism expert" with, of course, no more claim to the title.  But the cable news shows have a lot of hours to fill so he'll, no doubt, be turning up all over.

As usual, I'll post more of these as they occur to me.  (I'm not writing these for you, by the way; I'm writing them for me.  You're welcome to listen in, however…)

Recommended Reading

Here are some more links to articles I've found on the Internet that I thought said something about the 9/11 tragedies that needed to be said.  I don't agree with every word of them but I respect the thought processes and the attempt to do something constructive.

I would also recommend keeping an eye on Slate, which has had some truly brilliant articles, and Joshua Micah Marshall's Talking Points.  In his latest outing, he makes a point that no one else reporting bin Laden's denials is noting…mainly, that the man is not saying he had nothing to do with the attacks; he's merely saying he didn't plan them.

In the meantime, I have some additional thoughts, which I offer here for whatever they may be worth…

  • There's something strangely comforting about Jerry Falwell saying something really stupid and hate-filled.  It reminds us that, even in times of tragedy, some things never change.
  • I understand why everyone from Ed Koch to Donald Trump is saying that the World Trade Center must be rebuilt.  And as long as it's important to the American spirit to not admit weakness, they will and should continue to say it.  But here, on a website where it doesn't matter, let's admit that it probably won't be.  Would you lease a suite in such a place?  More to the point, if you were the head of a large company, would you assume the responsibility of moving all your employees into such a place?  Could you get any kind of insurance?  The trend towards home officing — folks working at home and sending it in via e-mail — already promised to make structures like the W.T.C. obsolete to some extent and this will probably hasten the trend.  I think folks should go on saying that the complex will rise again and perhaps something with the name "World Trade Center" will.  But I doubt we'll see Mr. Trump put any of his own money into an attempt to build anything as large and expensive as what was there before Tuesday morn.
  • Inasmuch as I have had great reservations about the experience, integrity and legitimacy of George W. Bush, I am not thrilled to find him even technically in command at this time.  Nevertheless, I think we have to pray for his success and not spread negatives over silly things like bad public syntax and the route he took back to Washington.  On the other hand, I think that to question the patriotism of those who do criticize our leaders is even worse.  We are all "real Americans" and it is an act of hatred to try and say that another American is not one, just because you don't like the opinions being expressed.
  • I have long had mixed feelings about New York mayor Rudy Giuliani.  I think he's done some wonderful things to make Manhattan safer and saner, while also infringing on civil liberties and waging childish wars against his critics.  However, in this disaster, he has written the book about how a public official should act in time of crisis.  And I don't say that, as some do, just to imply that Mr. Bush has not.
  • A prediction: The first three TV-movies about the disasters will be — not necessarily in this order — the tale of the passengers of Flight 93, the story of some person who led the evacuations of one tower of the World Trade Center, and a portrait (with John Wayne-style sensibilities) of the fire fighters or rescue crews.  I also predict that within two weeks, one or more of the tabloids will find some ex-C.I.A. yahoo who will swear that our government knew in advance, every detail of the attacks on the World Trade Center, though probably not those on Washington.  And within a month, someone will find some stupid-ass way to connect the disasters to O.J. Simpson and/or The Kennedy Assassination.

I have absolutely nothing to report or recommend in the worlds of comic books, animation, TV, any of that.  When I do, you'll see it here.  I can hardly wait.

Shared Suffering

The last few days, the Internet has brought us all the latest information (with a few bloopers) and some wonderful words of insight and opinion (with, of course, a few idiots).  Before I tell you what's on my mind, I would like to recommend almost any article this week on Slate but especially the following pieces, there and elsewhere.  I don't necessarily agree with everything they say, but I believe they are contributing to a responsible national dialogue.

Read what these folks have to say.  If, after you do, you aren't thoroughly sick of the topic, come back here and read the following piece which I just sent off for The Comics Buyer's Guide for the issue which goes off to press on Monday…

As I write this, crews are poking through the remnants of what were once the twin towers of the World Trade Center, looking for bodies.  It will take a week to ten days for this publication to reach you, at which time crews will still be digging through that rubble, looking for bodies.  Even if it takes two months for your copy to arrive, crews will still be pouring through the debris.

Some facets of our lives will be returning to normal.  We may occasionally go an hour or two without thinking of the thousands killed by the terrorist attacks of 9/11/01.  But, at best, the thoughts will never fully go away.  And things will never be "normal" again.

I don't know how I could have written about comic books or cartoon shows this week.  Four commercial airliners were hijacked, everyone aboard was killed and three of the planes plowed into buildings, murdering thousands more…

…and I'm going to write about who's stronger, the Thing or the Hulk?  Not bloody likely.

Tuesday AM, everyone was comparing the terrorist attacks to Pearl Harbor and, from the standpoint of moving us towards all-out war, that may turn out to be true.  Still, two critical differences hit me right off the bat.

One was that Pearl Harbor was about soldiers being killed on battleships.  It was, I'm certain, horrible and frightening, but it was removed from the lives of civilians, i.e., people who were not in the business of war, going about their daily lives.  Our parents and grandparents could not have possibly have thought, as you and I did Tuesday morn —

"That could have been me.  I could have been in one of those planes.  I could have been in one of those skyscrapers."

You thought that.  You're lying if you claim otherwise.  And you'll think it, the next time you have to fly somewhere or enter a large office complex.

The other difference is this: Pearl Harbor wasn't televised.

There was no footage of the Japanese Imperial Navy dropping bombs on the U.S.S. Arizona and, even if there had been, there was no television.  Our folks did not sit in their homes, in their pajamas, witnessing what we all saw on CNN Tuesday morning.

We saw it, not once but repeatedly — the jets flying into the buildings, as caught by every camcorder around.  After the eightieth viewing, I started switching channels, searching for one that would give me info without the incessant instant replays.  Each time I thought I'd found it, the screen would then change.

Sometimes, they'd cut to footage of the jets flying into the buildings and the buildings crashing down, while they continued the speaker's remarks as voiceover.  Sometimes, they'd split the screen and put the speaker in a little box and then, in the big box, they'd put the image of the jets flying into the buildings and the buildings collapsing.

Over and over.  Again and again.  From different angles.

I finally decided I might as well get used to it: We're going to be seeing it the rest of our lives — in our media, in our culture, in our sleep.

For a time, I tried radio, just so I wouldn't have to see it the eighty-first time.  I was listening to someone's too-graphic description when it hit me: This was how our parents and grandparents experienced Pearl Harbor.  On the radio.

I love radio but I've never fully bought the bromide that hearing something has greater impact than seeing it.  Radio, they claim, engages out imaginations and I suppose it does.  Still, Orson Welles in his prime could not have induced the horror and helplessness we all felt Tuesday morning, watching the planes hit, seeing the towers implode.  This was beyond all imagination.

If it leads to World War III or anything close, we ought to be even better girded than what some now call "The Greatest Generation."  When our Pearl Harbor occurred, we were there.

As always happens in time of calamity, our thoughts turn quickly from the problem to the solution: How do we make certain this never happens again?

There are no easy solutions but I'd like to throw out one probably-silly suggestion.  Forgive me for even mentioning the notion but could we perhaps care about this as much as we care about, say, partisan politics?  Or other peoples' sex lives?  For the last few weeks, my TV screen has been filled with a leering, huffy inquiry into the dating habits of an obscure Modesto congressman.

One of the nation's leading interview shows — with the jurisdiction and clout to interview anyone on any topic — is Larry King Live on CNN.  In the month of July, Larry King aired 21 programs.  Gary Condit and Chandra Levy were the sole topic of 15 of those shows, and they were discussed on several others.  That's an amazing amount of airtime when you consider that everything that is known, really known about the case could probably be summarized in under ten minutes, and that it really has little bearing on your life or mine.

Meanwhile…

In January of this year, a bipartisan Defense Department-chartered commission on national security recommended 50 steps that they felt needed to be undertaken in order to prevent domestic acts of mass destruction.  In its summary, the report proclaimed that, "the combination of unconventional weapons proliferation with the persistence of international terrorism will end the relative invulnerability of the U.S. homeland to catastrophic attack."

How much air time on Larry King Live do you think has been devoted this year to this now-suddenly-hot topic?  (Answer: None.  Maybe if the terrorists were boffing interns —?)

How many articles in the press have there been?  How many televised discussions?  How many debates in Congress?

The commission pointed out an enormous problem.  How many hours did our leaders devote to implementing solutions?  (Answer: Same as above.  But you can bet every member of the House and Senate either issued a statement about Gary Condit or pondered how to sidestep the question.)

Tuesday afternoon, we saw the heads of both houses of Congress, Democrat and Republican, appear together on the capitol steps to proclaim solidarity and the set-aside of partisan divides.  "We must all work together," they said over and over, in so many ways.

It was a nice moment and a splendid photo-op.  But what I wanted to yell at my set was: "GREAT, GUYS!  BUT WHY CAN'T YOU DO THAT ALL THE TIME?"

Why in the names of Trent Lott and Tom Daschle do thousands of innocent Americans have to die horrendous deaths before we start acting like maybe, just maybe, we're all in this together?  Is it a sudden revelation that there are people on this planet who fantasize about killing a lot of Americans?

In 1996, we're now tragically reminded, Osama bin Laden issued a "fatwah" — a religious ruling urging Muslims to kill U.S. troops in Saudi Arabia and Somalia.  Coming from a man who'd already presided over the murder of 18 U.S. servicemen in Mogadishu, you'd think that would have rousted our leaders to some action.

But no.  Our Congress and the White House spent most of 1996 hurling accusations at one another, staging an election that, at times, seemed to be only about Bob Dole's age and Bill Clinton's genitalia.

Then in 1998, Osama bin Laden announced a second fatwah, demanding savage attacks on American citizens.  As I recall, our leaders spent most of 1998 impeaching Bill Clinton.  That certainly made us all a lot safer.

In January of this year, when the above-described report was issued, it didn't get a lot of attention.  Did you hear a word about it?  I didn't, and I just did an Internet search that could find no mention of it older than about six hours.  However, in the first month of this year, we all heard plenty about…

Who President Clinton had pardoned…

The condition in which his staff allegedly left their offices…

And whether Democrats would sink George W. Bush's nominations as "payback" for past Republican torpedoes.

Three weeks ago, Osama bin Laden told journalists that his followers would carry out "an unprecedented attack" on the United States.  At least, that's what the London-based Arabic newspaper, al-Quds al-Arabi, is now saying.  Even assuming it's true, it wouldn't have made a bit of difference.  Three weeks ago, this country's attention was directed at the following outrage of vastly more importance…

When Gary Condit was interviewed by Connie Chung, even though we all knew he'd had an affair with Chandra Levy, he wouldn't say so in explicit terms.

We all knew he'd had the affair.  He'd told the police he'd had the affair and he admitted it to Ms. Chung in discreet lingo.  Connie then spent 20-24 minutes of a 30-minute interview trying to get him to say, "Yeah, I did her."  And because he wouldn't, our forums of public discourse — the news shows, the editorials, the chat rooms — were filled quickly with hatred of Gary Condit.

Hatred.  Some used that verb: "I hate Gary Condit."

Today, I wonder what those people say about the conspirators who destroyed several blocks of New York City and murdered thousands of our friends and relatives.  What term adequately conveys the Condit-haters' (presumably) stronger feelings about the hijackers?

Maybe we should reserve the word "hate" for special occasions — say, for when innocent men and women are brutally and deliberately killed.  Remember that when you "hate" the next Adam Sandler movie.

I am not suggesting that we ignore trivial matters — I make my living off trivia and, God knows, always will.  I am not even defending Condit who, for all we know, may have committed a crime that warrants some amount of our anger.  But as I write this, there's not a shred of evidence that he did, and the amount of anger and interest seems to me, at the very least, premature.  And, worse, distracting.

There's nothing wrong with trivia just so long as someone, somewhere is paying heed to the important matters.  In this country, we expect that of two groups of people: Those who run the government and those who report on them…

Our elected officials and the press.

We have a saying in super-hero comic books: "With great power comes great responsibility."  No, the people in those two groups probably could not have told us what a few dozen madmen would do Tuesday morning.  The chilling advantage that terrorists have on us is that they are willing to do the unthinkable; the kind of thing that we, as reasonable people, cannot conceive of anyone ever doing.

But our representatives and our reporters could have told us something was likely to happen.  That commission knew.

We could have started the process that has to begin now, sadly after the fact, of how to combat suicide attacks on American soil.  We need to tell our elected officials, "Hey, fellas!  Spend a little less time on stained blue dresses and flag-burning and trying to gin up scandals about one another, and a little more on things that get innocent people killed."

Today, watching TV and roaming the Internet, I see America at its best and worst.  I see it sad, I see it shocked, I see it angry.  I see people who are so out of their skulls with rage that they probably resemble the kind of person who would seize the controls of a Boeing 767 and fly it into the side of a building.  I see people who are so scared, they're deciding which civil rights we can well do without.

As the initial trauma fades, it gives way to reminders of how good we are, how good we can be: Folks queuing up for blocks to donate blood, strangers comforting one another, businesses opening or closing their doors as best serves their communities, acts of heroism among the rescue workers.

We need to cling to that America and not to the aspect of our national character that divides us into two camps and lives to destroy the opposition.  For now, our leaders talk like leaders but, just a few notches down the food chains, you already have Democrats trying to figure how to pin this on Republicans, and Republicans trying to fathom how they can use this against Democrats.

You have people who hate Bill Clinton trying to jury-rig some way that this is his fault, and those who hate George W. Bush whipping up arguments that he's culpable.

You have those who favor the so-called "Star Wars" missile proposal arguing that this proves we need it.  You have those who oppose it arguing back that this proves it won't help.

It's that way on too many Internet sites that advocate strong positions: For gun control, against gun control; pro-choice, pro-life; lax immigration; no immigration; even gay rights versus its opposition.  I don't think the last jet had even crashed before some of these factions started spinning, asking themselves, "How can we use this to advance our cause?"

Well, I'm no better than they are.  I'm going to try and use it to advance my cause.  My cause is that we need fewer causes taken to the extreme that they pit us against one another, and divert our attention and resources from real enemies.  We all just saw what a real enemy can do.

My cause is that we embrace that we are a great, intelligent and compassionate nation.  It's a sin to abandon the compassion and to funnel all that greatness and intelligence into trivial, partisan squabbles and "gotcha" politics and journalism.

The number one function of government was defined by Gouverneur Morris and the co-authors of our Constitution.  It's to "establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity."

Tuesday morning, we got None of the Above.

We can blame it all on this season's Foreign Madman and his insane, fanatical followers and, of course, they deserve every condemnation now being heaped upon them.  They must be — they will be — tracked down, slaughtered, put on trial, martyred, executed, whatever.  Some of that, I hope and suspect, will occur before this reaches you.

But in the long range, the way to prevent the next Foreign Madman is for the United States to try something novel: Being united.

And it shouldn't take what happened Tuesday to make that happen.  It just shouldn't.

Quick Takes

Some of what we've been saying here about the Gary Condit matter is said, with greater eloquence and examples, by Eric Boehlert over on Salon.  Here's a link.

Heads up! Results of the big press recount of the Florida vote will be released Monday, September 17.  You can count on both Bush and Gore partisans finding some way to argue that the numbers prove, inarguably, that their boy won the state.  You can also count on so many missing ballots, inconsistent standards, instances of fuzzy math and general chaos as to cause history to record it all as one of those, "We'll never know for sure" matters.  Let me know if you spot one public figure or pundit saying, "You know, this all casts doubts on the claim that my chosen candidate won."  You won't.

Recommendations

Our highest recommendation: If you get anywhere near Las Vegas between September 13 and October 7, head for the Rio Suites Hotel, any afternoon except Monday.  My pal Ronn Lucas is doing a daytime show show there and…well, how often do you get to see the best ventriloquist working today?  If you saw Ronn on the Jerry Lewis Telethon, you know how funny he is.  A whole hour-or-so of him and his puppet pals is a joy forever.

We also recommend: The Reprise! series, which stages musicals for short runs with scant scenery at U.C.L.A.'s Freud Playhouse has opened a terrific version of the Sherman Edwards-Peter Stone musical, 1776.  Roger Rees plays John Adams, Orson Bean (with lotsa make-up) plays Ben Franklin and the cast includes Marcia Mitzman Gavin, Thomas Ian Griffith, John Scherer, Hamilton Camp, Larry Cedar, Stuart Pankin and other splendid performers.  I enjoyed it a lot but, as is often the case with these hastily-mounted productions, you wish the cast had had another week or two of rehearsal and try-outs.  A friend of mine who was in one of them once told me, "We did about a dozen performances and, by the last one, everyone knew what they were doing."  1776 closes September 16.

The Los Angeles Times recently ran an interesting article about the excisions that Richard Nixon obtained in the film version of 1776.  We've talked about them on this site and this piece has more info.  But it's one of those links where you'll have to hurry because they'll begin charging for access to it any day now.  (Ignore the Times' review of the new production of the play, by the way.  Their critic knows not of what he writes; at least not this time.)

Curt and Manny

At the risk of turning this website into Obit Central, I'm posting a couple of articles I wrote years ago about great comic book artists who left us.  One is about Curt Swan and the other, which I put up a few days ago, is about Manny Stallman.  They were both men who did amazing work and who really, really loved drawing comics.

New Old Groo!

Okay, what you see at left is the cover of the latest collection of old Groo stories we have out.  The Groo Library reprints in glorious color four tales from back in the days when we were busy sinking Marvel's Epic line.  It took us ten years but, by God, we did it.  The Epic line is history.  Gone.  Finito.  Past-Tense.  As defunct as the first and second companies that published our silly barbarian.  And if you'd like to read the kind of stories that accomplished that, you can pick this thing up at your local comic shop.  Of course, if you want to earn this site a couple of nickels, you will order it from the Amazon folks (whose stock is sinking like Epic did — from carrying Groo books, no doubt) by clicking here.  We get a teensy-tiny cut of any orders placed by folks who go there via our link, not just this one book.  Go through our site, buy stuff, make us happy.  Gracias.

Condit Watch

For those of you interested in the aspect of the Gary Condit mess that interests me: Bob Somerby, over at The Daily Howler, is running some of his terrific-as-always commentaries on the press coverage.  Pay special attention to the quotes from the police that Mr. Condit was cooperative and did not in any way impede their search for Chandra Levy.  These may or may not reflect the true situation but I'll betcha more Americans have heard that Chandra was pregnant — apparently, not true — than have heard that a cop said Condit told them everything they wanted to know.

And just to remind you: I don't know if Mr. Condit did something foul (beyond cheating on the missus) or didn't, nor do I much care.  But an awful lot of folks seem to have made up their minds based on some pretty questionable news reports.  And that's a bad way for the public dialogue to be conducted, even if it turns out that Condit did some or all of the bad things of which he's been accused.

Jerry Watching

I'm watching the Jerry Lewis Telethon and Mr. Lewis just said — and I quote:

I just looked in the front row and I realize that my nine-year-old daughter is here, and my six grandchildren, and each and every one of them are so healthy, they would make Vic Tanny look sick.

That's pretty healthy, to be able to make a guy who died in 1984 look like he's only sick.  Somebody, anybody — get Jerry a list of this century's topical references!

Memory Lane

Terrific article about Nathan Lane in last Sunday's New York Times Magazine.  Here's a link that oughta be good for at least a few more days.  (You have to register for access to their site but it's free and well worth the time 'n' trouble.)

Sad News from the World of Audio

One of the essentials to the production of a good cartoon show is a good recording studio and a good sound engineer.  The studio where I've always preferred recording shows I produced or directed is Buzzy's, which is located on Melrose Avenue in Hollywood.  They have a great crew that really knows its business.

Unfortunately, that crew is one person smaller today.  Larry Lantz, who was at the console for thousands of cartoon shows, radio commercials and promos, died yesterday due to complications of Diabetes.  He was also a producer, a casting director and one of the truly nice men in our business.  You've heard many, many programs and ads that were as good as they were because Larry was as good as he was.  Which was pretty damned good.

No Whammies!

Speaking of addictive games: Game Show Network has started running old episodes of Press Your Luck — a program I found almost impossible to not watch during the few years it graced CBS's daytime schedule.  The game is a bit complicated and, if you're coming to it fresh, you might want to brush up on the rules, which you can do at the website of one of its many fans.  What you'll find, not every day but quite often, is that the rules yield an amazing cliffhanger of an ending.  Someone did a real clever job of configuring this one.

By the way: If they keep running 'em two-a-day from where they started, Game Show Network will get to the infamous Michael Larsen episodes some time in mid-October.  Those are the ones where an unemployed ice cream truck driver from Ohio figured out a "pattern" in the game show and walked off with more than $110,000.  It made for one of the most amazing moments I've ever witnessed on teevee — one that so embarrassed CBS that they refused to allow the two half-hours to be rerun.  Just in case they're in the package GSN is airing, I'll alert you when we get closer to when they might pop up.

About This Gary Condit Matter…

I've been kinda disappointed in myself for having any interest at all in the big Gary Condit brouhaha but I do, and I've recently decided why…

About Mr. Condit's sex life, I could care less and I wouldn't know Chandra Levy from Sandra Dee.  But I've grown increasingly disgusted with how this nation forms its opinions on public issues, and the role the media plays in that bizarre, tabloid ritual.  A large chunk of the U.S. has decided that Mr. Condit is a sleaze.  Some think he may be a murderer; others have decided he definitely is, and no further unfolding of facts is likely to convince them otherwise.  At the very least, they've decided, he lied to the Levy family about the affair and was not forthcoming to the police with information that might have helped locate the missing girl friend.

Now, some or all of the charges may be true.  And if it turns out he offed her, don't claim I ever thought he was innocent.  But given how many of the press reports have proven faulty, and how ambiguous or fourth-hand some of the "facts" are, I think it's too soon to be as sure as some people seem to be.  It's like: Condit comes across like a putz and he cheated on his wife…so any negative info about him must be true, no matter how flimsy its origin.  I'm also uncomfortable with how many of those denouncing Condit on TV seem to be saying, "Bill Clinton slipped away from us but this one won't!"  They seem to feel that proving you can drive someone from public life, without even waiting for a charge to be filed, is vital to some preservation of "values" in America.  I suspect that some of those demanding Condit's immediate resignation are, deep down, afraid that he future revelations might swing his way, so they have to get him out before that happens.

Here's a link to an article that Andrew Sullivan published in The New Republic.  Now, I rarely agree with much of what Mr. Sullivan has written and I think, in this piece, he goes too far in defending Condit and ignores a couple of key points.  But read it, not as a suggestion that Condit may be a total innocent, but as an argument that a lot of what's been said and printed about him is too shaky for anyone to have already handed down a final or near-final verdict…

…which, of course, doesn't mean that he didn't break some law.

Edward Everett Horton and Other Tales

I mentioned Edward Everett Horton in this space the other day and a couple of e-mails arrived asking who he was, or why I didn't mention that he was the narrator of Fractured Fairy Tales for Jay Ward.  Guess I figured that anyone who would waste even a second on this website would already know the latter fact.  As for who he was, he was a distinguished thespian, and here's a link to a website with a good bio of the man.  And if you want to look him up in the highly-fallible Internet Movie Database — which you can do by clicking here — you'll see that he had a pretty impressive list of films to his credit when he passed away.  Since then, a number of voiceover artists have done subtle rip-offs of his voice and style.

By the way: Amid Amidi reminds me that there's actually a street named for Mr. Horton.  Somewhere out in Encino — and only a block or so long — lies Edward Everett Horton Lane.  You can see it on Mapquest by clicking here.  (And while you're surfing: Amid is the publisher-editor of the splendid publication, Animation Blast, which you can sample and order over at www.AnimationBlast.com.)

I also mentioned that, with the announced closing of its Shubert Theatre in September of 2002, Los Angeles will really have a shortage of venues to house large theatrical productions, especially musicals.  As several e-mails reminded me, the muses have a way of balancing these things: We will soon have the Kodak Theatre, which is part of the huge complex currently being erected at the corner of Hollywood Boulevard and Highland Avenue.  (They apparently said, "Hey, let's pick an intersection that's already impossible to get through and put a huge attraction there!")

The theatre is said to be adjustable and in one configuration will seat 2100 people, which is what the Shubert holds.  The Kodak can also, they say, be expanded to 3500 seats for special events, such as the Academy Awards.  (Construction is supposed to be completed in time to house a production of Nutcracker Suite in November but theatrical events are also anticipated.  The Oscars will be there in April of next year.)

Actually, there's another reason why we might not be seeing a lot of big theatre in Los Angeles in the future.  That reason is Las Vegas.  As more and more mega-resorts are being announced for Vegas, one hears more and more talk of trying to bring theatre — live and legit — to the town.

Broadway-style shows are not unknown in Nevada but, in the past, they've usually been lower-class touring companies and/or stripped-down "tab" versions.  They reduce the size of the cast, cut a few numbers and skip the intermission…all to get the budget down and to get patrons back out into the casino quicker.  That is changing.  The recent run of Chicago at Mandalay Bay was a star-cast clone of what was playing on Broadway, and Forever Plaid ran several years at the Flamingo Hilton without a moment cut.  As Vegas goes increasingly upscale, and with $100+ ticket prices becoming more common, it's only a matter of time before we see more of this.  Almost all the new, large hotels (and those being planned) have showrooms that could accommodate almost any show currently playing the Great White Way and most were built with something of the sort in mind.

The moguls who control Vegas all fantasize about it becoming the most important place in the world for every conceivable kind of entertainment.  A few harbor fantasies of making the town as important for theatre as New York, if not surpassing it.  In the past, this has been mostly talk but, one of these days, it won't be.  Some show is going to be a smash hit on Broadway and then, instead of announcing its next production for L.A., Chicago or London, they'll accept some mega-offer — as only Vegas can generate when it wants to — to assemble a company to play Sin City.  Right now, if Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick (or even any other two big names) wanted to commit to a year of The Producers in another city, I'd bet some Vegas hotel could and maybe would offer twice as much as any other facility on this planet.

At the same time, we'll see a few hotels arranging deals to get shows heading for Broadway to try-out in Las Vegas.  The math makes too much sense for this not to happen and, in a way, it already has.  (A musical based on Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus recently shuttered, apparently unsuccessfully, at the Flamingo Hilton…and Jerry Herman is said to be writing his next show to debut in Vegas.)  At some point in the not-too-far-off future, this kind of thing will be made to work and, when it does, a lot of productions that might have played Los Angeles will instead detour to The Strip.  I predict.