Bill Saluga, R.I.P.

I said that the next few video embeds here would feature a few of the amazing people I've met in my life. When I wrote that, I didn't realize I'd be posting an obit and video for Bill Saluga, a great comic talent who I just learned passed away last March 28 at the age of 85. But he qualifies. It was wonderful that his "Raymond Jay Johnson" character caught on and brought him fame and fortune…but it would be a shame if anyone thought that was all he did.

Bill was a brilliant improv performer with a lightning-fast mind and a knack for finding the funny in any situation. I first saw him, as many of you probably did, working with George Memmoli, Michael Mislove, Fred Willard and (sometimes) Patti Deutsch in a troupe called the Ace Trucking Company. They appeared at a lot of clubs in the Los Angeles area and the audience could throw any suggestion or thought their way and something wonderful would magically appear. Sometimes, it was the infamous R.J. Johnson but Bill could be a lot of different people.

At one point, a lot of his employment was as a shill in "hidden camera" shows…setting up the unsuspecting victim in some situation. I never cared much for those shows but they sure tapped into what Bill was good at — thinking fast and being funny. Every time I ran into him anywhere, he was thinking fast and being funny. The time he guested on Garfield and Friends, he was thinking fast and being funny.

Here's a video of a record he made as his signature character. Please forgive the disco…

Today's Video Link

The next few of these video embeds will feature a few of the amazing people I've met in my life. This one is an hour and 23 minutes of my buddy Richard Turner, one of the greatest handlers of playing cards in the world. He would be worthy of the word "amazing" even if he could see but he can't…

ASK me: More Strike Questions

Phil Zeman writes…

I appreciate you answering questions about the WGA strike even though you aren't as in the know as you were in previous strikes. However, something I've been wondering about is what we, meaning those of us who aren't in the WGA or SAG-AFTRA or the Director's Guild or any of the other unions involved in Hollywood, can do to support the WGA?

I don't think there's a lot you can do apart maybe from backing us on social media and helping us tamp down some of the more ridiculous assertions that we're being greedy or that the most important writers are not solidly behind the strike. And of course, it would help if you didn't start writing all the shows that we're not writing.

Phil also asked me about things like not crossing a WGA picket line to take the Universal City Tour. Not crossing a picket line is another way to show support. So is not watching reruns of shows that would be airing new episodes right now if the studios had offered us a decent contract. I wish I could suggest more substantial ways.

Robert Forman wrote to ask…

Do you know if one of the things being negotiated is A.I.? Do you think it should be?

As I understand it, we (the writers) want to negotiate on the topic and they (the producers) don't want to. They've proposed we have occasional meetings to discuss it…which is so meaningless that I think the response was A.I.-generated.

Yes, I think it should be addressed and we should start establishing rules about how it can be used as an adjunct to our work and even — gulp! — as a replacement in some instances, especially when the A.I. in question has been "trained" with our work.

And lastly for now, Jeff George asks…

What's it like out there on the picket lines? Is there any part of it that's fun?

Some picketers will tell you that they appreciate the exercise and the chance to see (and march with) some old friends. If so, that's fun for about fifteen minutes and it's really just a viewpoint that moves your mind off the more serious side of the whole thing. My knees have not made it possible for me to go out and picket yet in this strike but I'm going to try to do it early next week.

In past strikes, I usually volunteered to do things like help make signs and man the check-in tables. But I marched a lot and all of that made me feel like I was helping my union, helping our cause. So I guess you'd call that a plus. We also do a lot to buoy each others' spirits and to reassure our fellow/sister writers that our cause is righteous and that a fair deal is necessary and attainable. We don't do it just to send a message to Management.

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ASK me: Two Strike Questions

I'm getting a lot of questions about the Writers Guild strike and I need to emphasize that I have no real "inside" info on the negotiations or the lack thereof. But having been through WGA labor stoppages before this one, I may be able to answer general questions like these. Brendan Murphy asks…

Will the Writers Guild strike affect your participation in panels at Comic-Con, either in what you can do or guests you might have lined up?

I can't imagine how. None of my panels have anything to do with the kind of work the Writers Guild covers. The only impact I can think of on Comic-Con would involve panels which feature the cast and/or crew of some TV series or movie. If a TV series or movie is delayed due to the strike, its makers might choose not to do a presentation they might otherwise have done. Or maybe they'll do it and not invite the writers.

And Matthew Wecksell asks…

Shows with finished scripts, like season 2 of House of the Dragon remain in production. There is online commentary that these shows will have problems without writers on set to do last minute rewrites.

So I ask, outside of the context of the strike: Why is this a problem? Some shows may have rushed production schedules that require filming before the words are written, but why is the idea of a script being "finished" so anathema to the act of filming it? Surely no one filming yet another A Doll's House or Hamlet would insist that the process requires rewriting after the start of principal photography?

No…but the actor starring in Hamlet is not going to walk onto the set and tell the producer or someone in charge, "This speech which starts 'To be or not to be, that is the question' really sucks. We need a rewrite on this!" That kind of thing has been known to happen on a script not by William Shakespeare or me.

Or due to budget or schedule problems, the scene at the football game has to be shot in a bowling alley and some of the lines in the script need to be altered to fit the new setting.

Or what looked fine on the page doesn't play well when the actors read it in context or costume. On situation comedies, the writers do rewrites throughout the rehearsal process and sometimes even after a dress rehearsal in front of a live audience. I worked on a sitcom once where, after the audience response at the dress rehearsal told us they weren't understanding the ending. We had about three hours to rewrite Act Two and have the cast learn it before the second audience came in for the final taping.

Time on a stage with a full crew costs a lot of money per hour. If you were producing a show, you might want to have someone present who can do a speedy and professional rewrite if problems arise. It might not be the script's original writer but you might feel you need someone. The costumes are almost always completed before the day of filming but there are always a couple of wardrobe folks around in case of emergency.

By the way: Our series here on panel borders and Western Publishing Company will resume when I don't have strike questions to answer. But don't let that stop you from sending in ones you think I might be able to field.

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Today's Video Link

Here's a short video that does a good job explaining what the Writers Strike is all about…

There's a mention in there of the studios "stockpiling" scripts in anticipation of a strike. I have no idea how true that is this time but in the four previous strikes I've been in, we kept hearing that they wouldn't need our services for months because they'd stockpiled scripts…and that really wasn't true. Here and there, there were a few shows that had some and there were a few largely-unsuccessful attempts to produce new shows by reusing old scripts. But for the most part, it didn't work. Even when they did have old scripts, there was no one there who could rewrite what needed rewriting.

One thing that made it obvious they didn't have the rumored stockpiles was that they were also trying to cast us as the Bad Guys by saying, "Look how many cameramen, make-up people, grips, lighting guys (etc.) are out of work because the writers forced us to shut down production!" Obviously, if you have plenty of stockpiled scripts, you don't shut down production.

About Gordo

I said earlier that Gus Arriola and his newspaper strip Gordo fell short of beating Russell Myers' record for drawing a newspaper strip all by himself. A couple of e-mails (especially one from Mark Mayerson) make me realize Arriola's run, though impressive in both length and quality, falls even shorter than I thought.

For one thing, he did occasionally use assistants. For another, there was a period in the mid-fifties when for medical reasons, Arriola took a month off from the strip and other cartoonists filled-in for him. And while Gordo did indeed start November 24, 1941 and end March 2, 1985, Arriola took almost a year off to fight in World War II and when he resumed the strip, it was for Sunday only for a while and then the daily strip restarted a few years later. So he did a lot less than 15,804 strips and not all were unassisted.

It was a great strip, though…always clever, often changing form and style. I was right about the part when I said it was underrated. If you ever come across the reprint collections — there were some but not enough — you'll see what I mean.

Witches Live Forever

Back in this post, we noted that my pal Russell Myers has been drawing his newspaper strip Broom-Hilda with no assistance since it debuted back in April of 1970. That's over 19,000 daily and Sunday strips and he ain't about to stop. As you probably would assume, newspaper strip artists work way ahead of schedule and Russell is way, way ahead. If he quit tomorrow, which he has no intention of doing, he already has enough Broom-Hilda strips completed to take him over the 20,000 mark.

A lot of folks seem to think Charles Schulz holds the record but he only did a paltry 17,897 published Peanuts strips. I have a lot of comic strip experts reading this site and I asked if anyone could come up with a run that beats Russell's streak. No one has yet.

A couple of folks wondered if Gus Arriolo, who drew Gordo, would qualify. Nope. Gordo — a wonderful and underrated strip, by the way — started November 24, 1941 and ended March 2, 1985. I don't know if it always had a Sunday page but even if it did, the span between those two dates is 15,804 days.

So I'm declaring Myers the winner and I'm now asking the many reporters who read this blog — some of whom report for pretty important outlets — who wants to be the first person to write an article about this record-breaker? I will gladly assist in helping you assemble your story and my contact info is in the grey margin on this page. Let's publicize this awesome achievement! Anyone know how we submit this to the Guinness Book of World Records?

WGA Strike News

I have no "insider" info to offer about this strike and some of you have sent in questions to which my answer would just be "I dunno." But I can perhaps point you to sources that may be of help. The Hollywood Reporter has this interview with WGA West president Meredith Stiehm and David Goodman and Chris Keyser, who are co-chairs of the negotiating committee. What they report sounds a lot like things we heard during the previous four Writers Guild strikes since I became a member.

And the Los Angeles Times has this explainer explaining what WGA members can and cannot do during the work stoppage. It pretty much comes down to doing anything on any project that is under the jurisdiction of the Guild. I can write comic books and articles and books…and that's fine.

When the 1985 strike hit, I was writing a live-action pilot script for a certain network's Saturday morning schedule. I had tried to finish it before the strike was called but some things just can't be written as swiftly as you might like. I don't recall what day of the week the strike was probably going to commence but let's say it was a Wednesday. On Monday morning, a senior exec at that network phoned me and the conversation went roughly like this…

EXEC: Any chance we could have it by close of business tomorrow?

ME: I don't think so. Not if you want it to be any good. You just sent me to script on this last Friday.

EXEC: I know. We should have given you the go-ahead two weeks ago. Well, take whatever time you need to finish it. You know, I'd never ask a writer to hand in material during a strike but it would not bother me if one morning, I opened my front door to find a manila envelope there next to my morning paper. You know where I live.

ME: I do. And if it'll make you happy, I'll swing by and leave a manila envelope on your front porch. It won't have anything in it…oh, wait. I could give you my mother's recipe for potato latkes. Would you like that?

EXEC: Thanks. But we can't fill the 9:30 AM time slot with your mother's recipe for potato latkes. It would certainly be more entertaining than the show we have on there right now but I wouldn't want to make your mother into a scab.

The End of That Story: The strike ended — badly for the Writers Guild — in two weeks. I then finished the script, handed it in and they bought a cartoon show instead of my project for the 9:30 AM time slot. Many months later after that other program had debuted, the Exec called and said he wished he'd put my mother's recipe on instead. He said, "At least the animation would have been better."

Free Lewis Black

A lot of you are going to thank me for this. For what I think is a limited time only, Lewis Black's new comedy special is available to watch for free on YouTube. It's a little over an hour of him talking about what The Pandemic meant for his life and ours and I really enjoyed watching it. I think he's one of the most original voices in stand-up comedy of this century. I've seen him live about a half-dozen times and I've never been disappointed.

Go watch it because I don't believe it'll be online for very long.

On the Line

Well, now that I'm officially on strike, let me say a few things. This is my fifth strike since I joined the Writers Guild in 1976. For the record, the previous four were in 1981, 1985, 1988 and 2007. The issues were different in each strike but in a sense, they were all the same: The old contract was expiring and the alliance of the major producers were using the need to arrive at a new contract as an opportunity to achieve two closely-related goals…

  1. To lower what they paid us for our work…or to at least not give us an increase that kept pace with inflation and the rising cost of living and…
  2. To establish that we — and the directors, actors and everyone else — would get the smallest possible share of the revenues being generated by new income streams and new forms of technology. At the moment, that's mainly streaming but in past strikes, it was the increase of new cable channels, the sales of programming on videotape and (later) LaserDiscs and DVDs, etc.

There are frequently other issues and while some of them matter, a lot of them are things the producers are quite prepared to drop if they can achieve the two above goals. A frequent negotiating tactic they love is to offer us a really, really, really awful deal (three reallys) and then, if/when we refuse to swallow it, they'll drop one really in the hope that we'll grab the really, really awful deal (two reallys) thinking we've won something.

Already, I'm seeing angry posts on message boards from folks who work in the entertainment industry but who are not writers. They're angry because they know production will slow to a trickle and some of them will be laid off or not hired. Too many of them leap to blame "greedy writers" instead of producers who want everyone to take less. I wish more of those folks would understand that if we get rolled back, everyone will eventually get rolled back. These strikes are never just about one labor organization's compensation.

I was quite active in the '85 and '88 strikes. I am not as active in the Guild now. I support it wholeheartedly but I'm still learning about the specific details and terms in the current action and I know very few folks in the present Guild leadership. Ergo, this blog may not be the place to find out what's happening on the inside. If you want to keep on top of that, you may need to find another source.

What I can tell you is that I've lost money and opportunities in each past strike. In '81, I walked out on one of the best-paying TV jobs I ever had. In '85, the strike collapsed quickly due to a rift in the Guild and a lot of members who literally — and I'm not making this up — insisted there would never be any money in the sale of movies and old TV shows to be watched at home. That year, the Writers Guild gave up on getting a meaningful share of that revenue and, of course, that led to everyone who didn't own or run a studio getting only a teensy share of those riches.

In '88, the studios attempted to better their win in '85 with another shitty offer and it took the longest strike in Hollywood history — 22 weeks! — to get them to give us an acceptable offer. That year, I had a script I'd written for a hit TV show not get filmed because of the strike and a screenplay I was writing for a major movie studio get shelved. I forget what I lost in 2007 but I know there was something. And I have a project now which may be impacted by the current impasse.

I have never regretted any of those strikes. Show business obviously pays quite well at times — well enough to sometimes make up for the times when we don't get hired and what we're selling goes unpurchased. I believe it would never pay well for those who fall outside the categories of Owners and Management if labor unions like the Writers Guild of America were unwilling to say no to bad offers. What we walked out on an hour or so ago seems to be a very bad offer.

In the interest of Full Disclosure, I have other things to write that will not be affected by the strike. I learned long ago that a writer needs to diversify and not be at the mercy of any one source of income. Still, I stand to lose in many ways with this current strike as do a lot of people before this nasty business is over. It's just that when you go through as many strikes as I have, you learn that if you take a bad offer this time, you just get a worse one the next time out. And a worse one after that and a worse one after that…

Today's Video Link

As we wait to see if the Writers Guild is going to call a strike today, let's enjoy this. I wrote back here how when I was a wee lad, my Aunt Dot used to always coax me to do my Jimmy Durante impression which to her was the absolute peak in the world of entertainment. Give her the choice of Brando doing Tennessee Williams, Olivier doing Shakespeare, Sinatra doing Cole Porter, Caruso doing Verdi or Evanier doing Durante, she would have gone for the kid in an instant.

Reader-of-this-blog Curtis Burga found this clip of some upstart doing my act in the 1994 movie, Greedy. I was about this good except that I didn't do it in costume, I didn't have an accompanist and I sounded more like Durante — or maybe Doggie Daddy — than this copycat did…

Late in the Evening…

Here's Brian Stelter with a piece about late night TV and its future — if it even has one. Of special interest to me is the suggestion that James Corden's show ended because it was so expensive and losing so much money. I would love to know how much more his Late, Late Show cost over Craig Ferguson's.

Ferguson's ratings were pretty impressive, especially when you consider that he worked with a tiny budget, a tiny writing staff, no band or musical director, no sidekick for his first few years (he eventually had to have one built for him), very little money for remotes or sketches and at times, a pretty low-rated lead-in. Even when Letterman was pulling down decent ratings for the hour, his last fifteen minutes weren't watched by too many people besides Paul Shaffer.

I'd also love to know how much less than his competition (i.e., Conan O'Brien) Ferguson had to work with and what kind of restrictions Letterman put on the show that followed his. I can believe that Corden chose to leave at this time because of other, more interesting offers and also fatigue, as he sure seemed to work hard…but I wonder if he'd have stayed even this long if he'd had to play the hand Mr. Ferguson was dealt.

As for Stelter's pessimistic outlook on the future of late night programming…there will of course be shows in that time slot. They just may not be in the Johnny/Dave/Jay tradition and that may be a good thing. Stelter describes the decrease in audience favor for that kind of show and it roughly mirrors my own. As I've written here before, I'd like to see those shows have more spontaneity as well as less editing and fewer interviews that were written by the publicists for the Big Name Guest's new movie, TV show, album or live appearance.

I do know another reason why I no longer TiVo all the late night shows. Once upon a time, there was the fear that if you didn't watch (or at least record), you might miss something wonderful. Now, we all know that when something wonderful happens on one of those shows, it will be available the next day and for a long time after on YouTube. And to get to it, you won't have to wade through the non-wonderful parts and the commercials. I don't know about you but watching TV shows on cable, sans commercials, has made me less tolerant of watching programs laced with them.

ASK me: Palisades Amusement Park

Brian Dreger, who sends in great questions, sent this great question regarding DC Comics of the sixties…

Is there some reason why Superman always appeared in ads for the New Jersey Palisades amusement park? Wouldn't they have had to pay a big advertising fee to have the character appear continuously in those ads? The ads were all over the place in the sixties. I could never figure out why Superman was advertising for an amusement park in New Jersey.

I wondered about that too, Brian. I'd buy comics and see ads like this one…

…and I'd think, first of all, what good is a discount ticket to an amusement park in New Jersey to a kid in Los Angeles?  And I'd also wonder why that amusement park would spend all that money to buy ads in comic books when at least 80% of the kids who bought those comics — and maybe more — lived nowhere near New Jersey? I wanted to write in and demand discount tickets to something like Pacific Ocean Park out in Santa Monica or Marineland out here in Palos Verdes.

Then around 1968, I met a man named Whitney Ellsworth who had been at one point the editor-in-chief of DC Comics. He was now living in Los Angeles — Beverly Hills, actually — and supervising TV projects for DC. I wish I'd met him a few years later because in '68, I didn't know enough about the comic book industry to know what questions to ask. I did though ask him about those ads.

Mr. Ellsworth was a nervous man who I think feared that if he said the wrong thing to this 16-year-old kid visiting his office, it would somehow get back to the folks in charge of DC in New York and they'd use it as an excuse to fire him. He dodged every question I had about Siegel and Shuster or Bob Kane or even which DC comics sold best. When I queried him why an amusement park in New Jersey advertised in DC's books, he looked around nervously, thought for a second, then made me promise not to tell anyone.

Since it's been more than half a century and everyone involved is dead, I'll take a huge risk and break my promise. He told me, "The people who run DC…some of them invested money in that amusement park."

That was in 1968 and a mere three years later, Palisades Amusement Park was torn down and a high-rise luxury apartment complex was built on its that land. I swear it wasn't because of me. I didn't tell a soul.

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Border Crossings – Part 3

Before you partake of this installment of this series, you may wish to read or review Part 1 and/or Part 2.


Western Printing and Lithographing Company was a company founded in 1907 by a man named Edward Henry Wadewitz. Why it was called "Western" when it began in Racine, Wisconsin is just one of those questions I wondered about for years. When I did work for the company in the seventies, it was one of about eight thousand things I asked about and here is the closest thing to a good answer I got…

Mr. Wadewitz was a printer working for a company in that city called West Side Printing. The person at Western who told me this said, "I assume it was called that because it was on the west side of Racine." He further told me that West Side wasn't well managed and was losing money so Wadewitz saw an opportunity. He bought the company and renamed it "Western" so it kind of seemed like the same company but not exactly. You can believe that explanation if you want. I decided it would do until a better one comes along.

Under Wadewitz's management, the firm did much better and was printing books and magazines for a wide array of companies. Some of those companies were unable to pay their printing bills so Western wound up owning those companies…which put them into the publishing business. This is the way quite a few printers became publishers. The founding of DC Comics was a not-terribly-dissimilar situation.

So Western Printing also became Western Publishing, more so when one of the publishers it acquired was a large outfit called Hamming-Whitman. Eventually, Whitman became the name for a subsidiary of Western that specialized in books for younger audiences. And some of those books were in the area of activity books — coloring books, puzzle books, connect-the-dots books, etc. Whitman jigsaw puzzles were a very big thing and they had another division making stationery and yet another manufacturing playing cards.

Yet another division was K.K. Publications, "K.K" being the initials of Kay Kamen, an enterprising gent who was in charge of character merchandising for the Walt Disney Studios. Eventually through his good offices, Western would sew up the publishing rights to Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and anything else that came out of Mr. Disney's empire. Later on, they made similar arrangements with other animation studios including Warner Brothers, Walter Lantz and M.G.M. These were deals to feature those studios' properties in every kind of item Western produced and that would include comic books.

In 1938, they made a deal with Dell Publishing to furnish Dell with a comic book line. Dell would "publish" the comics in terms of deciding what to publish, putting up the money to produce the comics and then distributing the comics. The editors of those comics worked for Western, not Dell, and the writers and artists of those comics were paid by Western, not Dell. Carl Barks, who wrote and drew some of the best Disney comics published under the Dell logo worked for Western, not Dell, and the rights to do Disney comics were among the many held by Western, not Dell.

For decades, it was a very lucrative arrangement for both companies. Some of those comics sold in the millions per issue and in addition to comics made using the characters licensed by Disney, there were the licenses with Warner Brothers, Lantz, M.G.M. and hundreds of others that Western acquired. They also did adaptations of movies and live-action TV shows and there were original properties, as well. The Dell/Western line was at times, the best-selling line of comics in the business…an achievement that often went unrecognized by their competitors.

In 1970, I started my relationship with D.C. Comics. This was at a time when Marvel was starting to claim that they had the best-selling line in the field. It was arguably true then and soon became inarguably so…but at the time, a senior D.C. staff member told me, "D.C. Comics has always been #1 in this industry." Being the kind of person who would ask something like this, I asked, "What about Western and Dell in the fifties and early sixties?"

The gentleman gave me a look of contempt and said, "They don't count."

They counted a lot for a while…but then something happened. In 1962, Dell Publishing and Western got a divorce and split, in effect, into two separate companies. This will be explained in greater detail in the next part of this series…and right about now, some of you are probably wondering, "What does any of this have to do with word balloons in comics touching panel borders?" Well, that will be explained, too.

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