Vocal Matters

The nominations for this year's Emmy Awards in the category of "Outstanding Character Voice-Over Performance" are as follows: Jessica Walters, Maya Rudolph, Stacey Abrams, Julie Andrews, Tituss Burgess, Stanley Tucci and Seth MacFarlane. With the exception of Mr. McFarlane, these are all actors known for their on-camera or on-stage work who do an occasional voice in a cartoon or something. When they do, they are at the center of two prejudices.

One — which I hear less often but I do hear it — is the presumption that they aren't very good and they were cast — to the exclusion of full-time voiceover performers — only because of their reputations. This is undoubtedly true in some cases. Hell, I've even had producers or casting directors admit as much to me and I can almost (almost!) defend it in certain cases, especially relating to feature films.

The sale of a movie to exhibitors — or of a TV series or special to a network — can often be easier with a S*T*A*R attached. Not everyone is cast in roles because they are the most talented or "rightest" for a role. Sometimes, they're cast for their reputation and the belief that they have some sort of following that will sell tickets or bring in viewers.  The movie Shrek might not have been made or been sold in advance to so many theaters with unknowns voicing the leads instead of Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy. A certain part of the movie business (emphasis on "business") does revolve around star names. That screenplay you wrote that no one even wants to read, let alone make, might be helped immeasurably if Tom Hanks was interested in starring in it.

Still, I love "real" voice actors — the kind who follow the lineage of Daws Butler, Mel Blanc, June Foray, Paul Frees, Don Messick and so many more…the kind who really know how to act with only their voices. No body language…no facial expressions…just their voices.

If I just start giving you the names of current "real" voice actors, I'll offend many friends by leaving them out so I'll just list the ones who've participated in the online Cartoon Voices panels I've done during The Pandemic. All of these videos can be found in this section of this website. Here's the list…

Bob Bergen, Julie Nathanson, Fred Tatasciore, Phil LaMarr, Secunda Wood, Jim Meskimen, Gregg Berger, Kaitlyn Robrock, Rob Paulsen, Debra Wilson, Alan Oppenheimer, Alicyn Packard, Jason Marsden, Elle Newlands, John Mariano, Debi Derryberry, Michael Bell, Neil Ross, Neil Kaplan, Nickie Bryar, Laraine Newman, Misty Lee, Dee Bradley Baker, Bill Farmer, Corey Burton, Kari Wahlgren, J.P. Karliak, Kimberly Brooks, Jon Bailey, Mara Junot, Maurice LaMarche, Anna Brisbin and Brock Powell. And in two weeks, the one I did with Candi Milo, Wally Wingert, Jenny Yokibori and Zeno Robinson will be online.

These are all folks who do a lot of voiceover work. Some of them also do on-camera…just as Mel Blanc, June Foray, Paul Winchell, Gary Owens, Stan Freberg and other inarguable voice actors occasionally did on-camera. But I think you can see the difference between them and when a cartoon special or Mr. Disney brought in Bing Crosby or Ed Wynn or Boris Karloff to do a voiceover for a cartoon.

As a director of cartoon voices, I've hired the "on-camera" variety — Don Knotts, Buddy Hackett, Jonathan Winters, Jesse White and even a few who weren't in It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World like Jeffrey Tambor and Shelley Berman. The prejudice that such actors are only hired for their names is just plain wrong. Some of them are good at voiceover and some of them are not.

But the other prejudice is also wrong. That's the prejudice — and I've heard this one too from folks who admitted to it — that on-camera actors are somehow preferable because they're "real actors." That's absurd. Look at the names in the list above of folks who've been on my online panels. Any one of them is capable of doing things in front of a microphone that such "real actors" could never do.

We once had James Earl Jones on an episode of Garfield and Friends. I would never have thought of casting him but one day when we were recording in Studio A, he was recording promo-type announcements in Studio B. He wandered over and watched our troupe for a while and then asked me if I could use him someday for a character part. I immediately said, "Have you got a demo of your work I could listen to?"

No, I didn't say that. That stupid, I am not.  What I actually said was, "Sure if you're willing to work for what we pay." He was…and two weeks later, he came in and played — of course — a dastardly villain with a real deep voice. He was fine but throughout the whole session, he kept saying of the other actors in our cast, "I can't believe them, switching voices like that, making creature sounds." He was impressed with the sheer acting.

I don't know if we submitted him for Emmy consideration that year. If we had and he'd been nominated, that would have felt very, very wrong to me. I'm sure he was magnificent doing Othello or Driving Miss Daisy or The Great White Hope or almost anything else on the Broadway stage but not everyone can do everything.   Laurence Olivier was ten times the actor that Bruce Lee was but if you'd been casting the lead in a martial arts movie when both were around, which one would you have picked?

My point is that the great voice actors are great at voice acting.  Some who are not primarily voice actors can be fine in certain roles in certain situations as Mr. Jones was…but when I see a list of nominees like the one for this year's Emmy Awards, I think someone is disrespecting professional, full-or-most-time voice actors.  They're voting for celebrity, not talent.

They're not understanding what James Earl Jones understood about how the other actors in the session with him were exhibiting a range and expertise he did not have.  Even the late Lorenzo Music, who really only had the one voice, was using it to give life to a fully-fleshed characterization, created using only his voice, not his face or body.

I have not heard all of what earned this year's nominees their nominations.  Perhaps some of their performances were wonderful but it's hard to think some judges didn't stampede over the work of some actors with less familiar names to get to actors they'd heard of.  Come on, Academy.  Give voice acting awards to voice actors.

NFMTV: Cartoon Voices Panel 5!

Featuring Laraine Newman, Misty Lee, Dee Bradley Baker and Bill Farmer…

Comic-Con at Home

For the first time since 1970 when it started, I am not attending the big comic book convention in San Diego, at least in person.  I'm participating like hundreds of thousands of others (I would guess) are…online.  It's not the same but what is, these days?

I can be seen in four pre-recorded panels — two that I moderated, two that I was asked to appear on. The times given are when the video will debut online and can be watched at your leisure by clicking on the link.

Friday, July 24 at 1:00 PM
Make Mine Marvel: Bringing Back Marvel Classics For Today's Readers
Mark Evanier (comic book writer and historian), Lauren Bisom (Marvel entertainment editor), Russell Busse (Abrams senior editor, licensing and entertainment) gather for a discussion moderated by Charles Kochman (Abrams ComicArts editorial director) about the legacy of classic Marvel Comics, and how new books for readers of all ages are bringing classic comic art, characters, and storylines to a new generation.

Friday, July 24 at 3:00 PM
The Annual Jack Kirby Tribute Panel
Every year, former Kirby assistant Mark Evanier hosts a gathering of fans of the man some call "The King of the Comics" and his vast, persistent impact on not only comic books but related fields, as well. This year, Mark and John Morrow (publisher of The Jack Kirby Collector) discuss all this with master artist Alex Ross who discusses the influence Kirby had on his work.

Saturday, July 25 at 4:00 PM
Cartoon Voices
Mark Evanier (The Garfield Show) hosts a celebration of those who speak for animated characters, featuring four of the most-heard voices around: Laraine Newman (Bob's Burgers), Bill Farmer (Goofy), Misty Lee (Squirrel Girl) and Dee Bradley Baker (Daffy Duck). They discuss their craft and demonstrate what they do with a very odd reading of Little Red Riding Hood.

Sunday, July 26 at 11:00 AM
Jack Kirby 101: An Introduction
Comic-Con legend Mark Evanier (onetime Jack Kirby assistant, and author of Jack Kirby: King of Comics) and The Jack Kirby Collector's John Morrow (TwoMorrows Publishing) join The Jack Kirby Museum's Tom Kraft and Rand Hoppe for a discussion that will provide an introduction to Jack Kirby, the man, his work, and his influence on comics, comic conventions, and the culture at large.

In case you can't guess, the second and third panels are the ones I organized. A dead giveaway is that I would never describe myself or really anyone of my generation in comics with the "L" word. It's become hokey, meaningless and kind of embarrassing. But that Kirby panel came out pretty good as I recall.

They actually all did. If you're a fan of the online Cartoon Voices Panels I'm doing, don't miss this one. The next live one will be August 8. And the two panels about Jack Kirby this weekend are about Jack Kirby. What more do you need to know? See you online.

Comic-Con at Home

As you may know, the 2020 Comic-Con International won't be happening in San Diego. It'll be taking place on your computer or cellphone. There will be a badge you can print out and wear if that will make the event seem more real to you. Maybe you can find some security person in a t-shirt who thinks they're a policeman and will try to stop you from accessing your laptop if you aren't wearing it.

There will be a souvenir book which you can read online and download as a PDF. It contains a big article by me noting the 50th anniversary of Jack Kirby's Fourth World comics and I also wrote way too many obituary pieces. There will be dealers and exhibitors although they'll be online. If you can find some way to wait in a long line to use your iPhone, get jostled around by strangers in Harley Quinn costumes and pay way too much for a tiny hotel room, it could feel almost indistinguishable from being at the real thing.

And there will, of course, be panels. All or most of them have been recorded in advance. Yes, I will be hosting a Jack Kirby Tribute Panel. It features me, John Morrow (publisher of The Jack Kirby Collector) and artist Alex Ross. And yes, I will be hosting a Cartoon Voices Panel. It features Laraine Newman, Dee Bradley Baker, Misty Lee and Bill Farmer. And I'll be on a few other panels which I'll tell you about later.

Though I'm kidding here about replicating the less-than-wonderful aspects of the Comic-Con Experience, I'm really glad we'll have a Comic-Con Experience…or at least as much of one as can be simulated online. Some of the panels sound wonderful and you'll be able to get into every one you want to see — no "I'm sorry, the room is full" and no conflicts with several panels you want to view taking place at the same time. The souvenir book looks great. There will be plenty of exhibitors.

And best of all, it's all free with no one turned away. More details can be found here. Some Comic-Con is a whole lot better than none.

Cookie Monster

You see that cookie? When I was younger and eating things with high sugar content, those cookies were my favorite. They were sold in just about every delicatessen in the world and I bought them (or had my parents buy me them) all the time. But I never knew what to call them except "those cookies with the colored balls on them." A more detailed discussion of this mystery occurred on this blog back in 2006. Read this message and then this one.

I never got a satisfactory answer and since I wasn't eating the things anymore, the whole question slipped from my mind where there is ample opportunity for slippage. The other day though, I happened upon a recipe for them. The noted pastry/dessert chef Meghan McGarry makes them with a dash of bourbon and calls them "bourbon confetti cookies." Being an absolute non-drinker, I've never knowingly ingested bourbon but I don't think that was ever in the zillions of them I consumed. Or maybe I had an alcohol problem and didn't know it.

Anyway, I still don't think that's the name for them and have concluded that there isn't any name for them that's even vaguely close to official. Back around '06, my friend Misty Lee wanted to start a campaign to name them "Evaniers." We'd all start using that name for them on the Internet and it would spread, as things do on the Internet, and everyone would eventually call them that. Since I'd given up the cookies by then, I asked her not to.

Anyway, if you want to bake up a batch of them, here's the recipe. Don't make any for me, thank you.

Today's Video Link

Every Wednesday, our pal Misty Lee declares it's Unicorn Wednesday and posts a magic trick to celebrate. Here's yesterday's…

Today's Video Link

Forgive any typos in this post. It's thunderstorming in Los Angeles, my power's gone out (as it does at the slightest sign of actual weather in this town) and I'm posting this on an iPad in a dark room with 11% power remaining.

As I've mentioned here, I'm a member of The Academy of Magical Arts, the group that operates the World Famous Magic Castle as its clubhouse and no, I won't (can't, really) give you a pass to go there; not if I don't know you really well. But I can show you this brief tour of the place hosted by the multi-talented Misty Lee.

I'm not sure why they made this. It feels like a recruiting tool but the Castle is now more successful than it's been since I joined 38 (!) years ago. Every night, it's packed to the point where members are complaining they can't get reservations. There's also a waitlist to become a new member. Still, the video will give you a good sense of the place. (Small Quibble: Not every magician performing there produces live doves outta nowhere.)

I love the place even if I do have to put on a tie to go there in the evenings. I'd tell you more but I'm at 8% power. No, make that 7%. See you when my electricity's back on. Given the swiftness of the DWP, we might be looking at Thanksgiving and maybe not the next one. Good night.

Today's Video Link

Our magical friend Misty Lee does a mystical feat every Wednesday over at this website. Here's last Wednesday's, in which she reminds us all never to listen to baked goods…

Horn of Plenty

You know what today is?  That's right: It's Unicorn Wednesday.  Every Wednesday from now on is Unicorn Wednesday, the day our friend-enchantress Misty Lee performs a magic trick with sorcery, sophistication and sass over at the Official Unicorn Wednesday website.  Go take a look if you don't believe me.

Last Tuesday Evening…

I'm not sure how much I want to write about the June Foray Celebration a bunch of us threw at the Motion Picture Academy last Tuesday night. The Internet is already close to bursting from all the self-congratulation crammed into it…but the five of us who threw the bash (Jerry Beck, Bob Bergen, Howard Green, Tom Sito and myself) are darn proud of what we done did, and lots of people seem grateful that we gave the late 'n' lovely Ms. Foray such a special, sincere salute. I was most impressed by the turnout. To see so many important folks from the world of animation assemble like that was really stunning.

Did I mention here that I was the M.C. for the evening? I was the M.C. for the evening…and also the person in charge of the rundown so I was able to minimize my on-stage time. The first rule of something like this is that it should be about the deceased and only about the deceased.

I go to a fair number of Show Biz Funerals and there always seems to be at least one speaker who cannot resist the urge to get up there and deliver an infomercial about themselves, especially if the hall is filled with Very Important People. One time at the send-off for a somewhat-famous stand-up comedian, a less-famous stand-up comic took the stage and began his speech by saying, "He was a great guy and very supportive of his friends. Every time I was on TV, he would make a point of calling me up and telling me how good I was."

Photo by Dave Nimitz

We wanted none of that so I said no to a number of people who wanted to speak — at least one of whom is royally pissed at me for denying them the chance to perform before a crowd of industry folks, some of whom have hiring power. I said no to a greater number who selflessly wanted to salute our beloved June for all the right reasons. If I'd said yes to all of them, we'd still be there. Our on-stage speakers were Nancy Cartwright, Jerry Beck, Keith Scott (who came all the way from Australia on his own dime just for this), Bob Bergen, Charles Solomon, Tom Sito, Floyd Norman, Tony Bancroft, moi and the daughters of Friz Freleng, Chuck Jones and Jay Ward. That would be Hope and Sybil Freleng, Linda Jones and Tiffany Ward.

In the audience at one point, we had voice artist Misty Lee and a cameraman who was shooting video that was appearing simultaneously on the big movie screen. We gave Misty five minutes to get as many voice actors as possible to say something brief about June and among those who did were Bill Farmer, Russi Taylor, Gregg Berger, Teresa Ganzel, Fred Tatasciore, Bill Mumy, Tony Anselmo, Laura Summer, Debi Derryberry, Katie Leigh and Billy West.

The highlight of the show for most folks was when we brought up ten women to speak briefly about what June meant to their careers and/or their lives. Nine came up and after each one spoke, she moved over to pose next to a big picture of June we'd placed onstage on an easel. Then I asked several other women who'd participated in the show to come up and join them for our photo-op. Then I introduced our tenth woman who was going to speak in this segment…Lily Tomlin.

We did a fairly good job of keeping Lily's presence a surprise. She wanted to participate and we gave her the choice of sitting through the entire show or just sneaking in for her spot. She said she wanted to see the entire show so we snuck her into the second row during the first cartoon (Broomstick Bunny) and surrounded her with tall people, including me when I was seated. When I announced her name from the stage, there was a satisfying gasp of delight from the crowd. Then she came up, said the perfect things and joined the group for the photo. Here is a small version of that image. It'll get bigger if you click on it…

Here's who's who, L to R: Debi Derryberry, Marian Massaro, Nancy Cartwright, Grey Griffin, Debra Wilson, E.G. Daily, Vanessa Marshall, Lily Tomlin, Photo of June, Laraine Newman, Teresa Ganzel, Audrey Wasilewski, Candi Milo, Julie Nathanson, Kari Wahlgren, Misty Lee, Laura Summer, Russi Taylor and Katie Leigh. Let me know if you ever see another assemblage of talent like that in one JPG.

Of course, we showed cartoons…and some clips of June's work in front of the camera, along with footage of her being interviewed about her life and work. It was difficult to assemble some of that stuff — Jerry Beck did most of the heavy lifting — but even harder to decide what to leave out. For reasons of time, I cut a Fractured Fairy Tale at the last minute and our projectionist was not happy because she, like all of us, loves Fractured Fairy Tales.

Many, many people helped out. We read a list that evening but I wanted to mention two of them here. Seeking to not have the klutzy M.C. on stage much, I had most speakers introduced by our off-stage announcer — a lady whose voice you know from many of the major award shows — Marian Massaro. And other announcements were handled by another award show voice (and frequent cartoon actor) Neil Ross. Oh — and the clips of June talking about her life were excerpted from the documentary, The One and Only June Foray, produced by Gavin Freitas.

People keep asking if the event will be released on DVD or posted online so they can see it. No, it will not be, at least in full. We showed too many film clips for which we only had permission to run them then and there. Excerpts from the speeches will probably be released online but no decision has made yet about doing this.

Throughout the evening, I was busier than a Fact-Checker at a Donald Trump speech and I should apologize to the many friends and acquaintances who I either ignored or didn't give enough attention because I had 9,944 things to do at any given moment. It was an exhausting endeavor but well, well worth it. June deserved the best and I hope we came close to giving her that.

A June Night in September

Wow. I'm home and exhausted from one of the longest days of my life but I had to thank everyone who made the evening so amazing. I'm talking of course about the event we did last night at the Motion Picture Academy. It was a pretty elaborate show and I'll leave it to others to say how it went.

In a day or two here, I'll post an amazing group photo we took of voice actresses who came up on stage to salute June. Let's see if I can do this from memory: Vanessa Marshall, Audrey Wasilewski, E.G. Daily, Julie Nathanson, Kari Wahlgren, Debra Wilson, Candi Milo, Grey Griffin, Laraine Newman, Misty Lee, Nancy Cartwright, Marian Massaro, Russi Taylor, Laura Summer, Debi Derryberry, Katie Leigh, Teresa Ganzel and our special surprise guest, Lily Tomlin.

Is that eighteen? I'm too tried tonight to count that high so you do it. In fact, I'm too tired to fix the typo in the preceding sentence. Anyway, if it's eighteen, it's all of them. I'll thank the men when I write more about the event.

Misty Magic

Our friend, the wondrous Misty Lee, debuts her new magic show this weekend at the El Portal Theater in North Hollywood. There are four performances and I'll be at the first one, cheering her on. If you're local and want to see one of them, you can get tickets here. Use the code MISTYLOVESME to save 10%.

If you're not local and want to see her — or even if you are local and want to see her — she's on the episode of Penn & Teller: Fool Us that airs tonight. Before long, I expect you'll be seeing her everywhere.

Today's Video Link

In less than a week, our friend Misty Lee will be debuting her new magic show with a too-short run at the El Portal Theater in North Hollywood. We told you about it here and we highly suggest that if you can make it, you order tickets here.

We've also been featuring installments of a video diary of how the show is taking shape. Here's the latest installment which includes a cameo appearance by me. Stan Lee will be so jealous…

Day Two

Photo by Bruce Guthrie

The above photo is from one of the best panels I've done out of umpteen zillion at Comic-Con. It was called "Jack Kirby: Friends and Family." The "friends" were artist Mike Thibodeaux and, I guess, me. The "family" consisted of Jack's daughter Lisa and grandkids Jillian, Tracy and Jeremy. In the above photo, the back row is (L to R) me, Jeremy and Mike. The front row is Jillian, Lisa and Tracy. Despite the indifferent look on my face in the pic, I thought it went great with each person talking about what being related to or associated with Jack has meant to them. Lisa and Mike especially shared personal stories about Jack and his beloved wife Roz.

At the end of the panel, there was a special treat. I introduced David Glanzer, who is Director of Marketing and Public Relations of Comic-Con and he presented the convention's highest honor, the Icon Award, to Jack Kirby. This has never before been awarded posthumously but Jack was a guy who rewrote almost every rule he ever encountered so it seemed appropriate for the convention organizers to rewrite this one. His family was thrilled to accept it on his behalf.

Earlier in the day, I presided over another important panel. Eric Reynolds, Maggie Thompson, Scott Shaw! and my friend John Plunkett joined me to speak of Pogo, Walt Kelly and especially my dear Carolyn Kelly. I'll write a little more about this one after I return home. I was very pleased with how this one went, too. We not only announced that the much-delayed Volume 4 of The Complete Pogo is off to press, we even showed pages of it on the big screen.

I'm running out of time to write this post so I'll cut to the awards ceremony…a great time. The lovely Athena Finger (granddaughter of the man it was named after) joined me in presenting the Bill Finger Award for Excellence in Comic Book Writing. We gave one to Bill Messner-Loebs, who was present to accept it and who showed with his witty acceptance speech what a fine writer he was. The other went to Jack Kirby and to the delight of the audience was accepted by the above-named Kirbys. I believe Jack has now received every award he could possibly receive for his work so we'll have to invent some new ones.

I missed some of the show because I was backstage in the "green room," which of course was not green, talking with my fellow presenters. At some future convention, I would like to interview Jonathan Ross for an hour or so because he's one of the sharpest, funniest people I've ever known. Come to think of it, so is Wayne Brady, who was a surprise presenter there and so are Tom Lennon and Phil LaMarr and others who were back there at various times…Sergio Aragonés, Dave Gibbons, Paul Dini and Misty Lee, Phil LaMarr, Art Adams and I forget who-all-else. Jackie Estrada, who presides over the awards and the award show, did her usual fine job and I need to get in the shower if I'm going to make my first appointment this morning. More to come and I don't have time to proofread so if there are any tyops in here (like that one) I'll fix them later.

See Misty For Me

July 28-30, our friend Misty Lee is doing her terrific new magic show at the El Portal Theater in North Hollywood.  How do I know it's terrific?  Well, first of all, it's Misty and everything she does is terrific.  Secondly, she invited me to a rehearsal and I saw the hard work and sheer creativity that's going into it.  Do not miss this because it's heading for other venues and she may not do it here again for a long, long while.

Misty is one of those people who can just plain annoy you with her versatility.  She acts, she does cartoon voices, she has a line of perfumes and colognes, she conducts seances at the Magic Castle…frankly, I'm not convinced that there's only one of her.  I think there's a neatly-cloned bevy of charming over-achievers.

And remember this: MISTYLOVESME.  That's not a brag on my part.  It's the code you'll type in to get a 10% discount on tickets you order from this site.  I'll be there for the first performance on Friday night, July 28, which is not far off.  If you don't like great magic, just come and enjoy looking at Misty's bevy of stunning lady assistants.  Here's a little peek at one of the rehearsals…