News of Vital Importance

It will probably change in an hour or two but, right this minute, the headline story over at www.washingtonpost.com is that Rudy Giuliani has stopped combing his hair over.  Honest.  That's what's posted there on the site.  They have side-by-side "before" and "after" photos and an article speculating on why the former mayor of New York has decided to let his baldness show.  All I can say is, Thank God the critical stories are finally getting some attention.

Goodness knows there's nothing else going on in the world that matters more, especially since the press started shirking their grave responsibility of covering Al Gore's beard and waistline.  And in the week of the first anniversary of 9/11/01, of all the things that might be written about Rudolph Giuliani, his hairline is certainly the most significant.