We hit the late night trifecta last night! Jay Leno, David Letterman and Conan O'Brien all did the same joke, which went roughly like this…
Southwest Airlines has announced that they're going to begin charging overweight passengers for two seats. The overweight passengers were upset until they realized it means two meals.
It happens quite often that two of the three happen onto the same topical joke. This is the first time I can recall all three doing one. (And, no, no one stole it from anyone else. No one ever steals jokes like that, especially on the same night.)