ASK me: Game Show Writers

Dan Olson — who says he's from "definitely not the 51st state" — which I guessed right off meant Canada — wrote to ask…

As a reader of your blog & someone who loves going worm holing thru your archives, I know you are/were a fan of game shows. Having watched your friend Lorenzo Music and his wife Henrietta on an old Tattletales episode shown here in Canada this week, I was wondering about game show writers.

A show like Match Game (1973-79) publicized their staff writers (including MAD's Dick DeBartolo), with questions that could be suggestively sly or muddily mundane. Hollywood Squares had "quips" supplied to celebrities & the questions on T.T. occasionally seemed ripe for divorce court. I'm thinking even a show like Celebrity Sweepstakes (a personal favourite because it often appeared chaotic & near off-the-rails with some surly "Who booked me for this?!" stars) seemed like either there were jokes prepared (I seem to recall Pat McCormick on it). Was the role of a writer on these types of 60-70s shows a gateway to something bigger? Did you ever get an offer to do that?

Here's an easy answer: The role of a writer on a game show could be almost anything, especially on shows which did not come under the mantle of the Writers Guild of America, as many did and do not. Generally speaking though, they would write the questions and if the game involved celebrities coming up with funny answers or even real answers, the writers would supply them, though the celeb was free to make up his or her own funny or bluff response. The writers would also write out what the host was to say, though again what they gave the host might be treated more like a suggestion.

I have occasionally picked up a few bucks writing for game shows, mostly for run-throughs. A run-through is like a pilot that is not recorded. I was briefly involved in unsuccessful attempts to bring back, in quite a different form, the game show Rhyme and Reason and also Johnny Carson's old show, Who Do You Trust? Neither got past the runthrough stage. I turned down a few offers to write for shows which did get on the air but none of them interested me a lot…or maybe at all. It's probably just as well.

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