More Audra Watch

And now they've cancelled this evening's performance of Gypsy. I don't know why I'm so interested in this. I won't be going to New York in the foreseeable future. Given my current mobility problems, I might not go see it if it was at the Pantages up in Hollywood, five miles from me.

At this moment, Stubhub still has tickets for tonight's non-existent performance and the top-priced seats are $2,121 and the seller seems to have four of them. If Stubhub refunds you 120% on a canceled performance, could I buy the four for $8,484 right now and then get a refund for 120% of that? I suppose not.