The Dick Van Dyke Show, Ranked

Here's a link to someone's ranking of the 25 best episodes of my favorite TV program, The Dick Van Dyke Show. I agree with a lot of it but not all…so here's my list, going from my 25th favorite to my favorite.  I'm sure your list is different from mine, which is okay except that mine is right…

  1. The Sam Pomerantz Scandals
  2. Bupkis
  3. Brother, Can You Spare $2500?
  4. I Was A Teenage Head Writer
  5. My Mother Can Beat Up My Father
  6. All About Eavesdropping
  7. It Wouldn't Hurt Them To Give Us A Raise
  8. See Rob Write, Write Rob Write
  9. Buddy Sorrell, Man And Boy
  10. The Masterpiece
  11. The Gunslinger
  12. My Husband Is Not A Drunk
  13. The Great Petrie Fortune
  14. Three Letters From One Wife
  15. October Eve
  16. The Attempted Marriage
  17. One Hundred Terrible Hours
  18. Buddy, Can You Spare A Job?
  19. Obnoxious, Offensive, Egomaniac, Etc.
  20. Talk To The Snail
  21. The Bottom of Mel Cooley's Heart
  22. The Impractical Joke
  23. It May Look Like A Walnut
  24. That's My Boy??
  25. Coast-to-Coast Big Mouth

You will notice that my list contains no episodes that are essentially about jealousy endangering the Petrie marriage, no episodes with auditions in the Petrie living room, no episodes with Jerry Van Dyke or Marty Ingels and no episodes about Sally's desperation to be married, and I include most episodes that include Alan Brady telling Mel to shut up. And unlike a lot of people, I don't think The Twizzle is the worst episode ever. If I extended this list to cover every episode, The Twizzle would be about ten from the bottom.