I did a tweet the other day that said…
Every so often, I think that maybe people with different viewpoints could come together in some sort of middle-ground compromise or understanding. Then I look at how many people get outraged over the question of whether pineapple belongs on pizza.
Since then, I've received about a dozen messages from folks who want to debate the question of whether pineapple belongs on pizza. I'm not sure they all understood that I don't consider this an open topic. Not everything in this world has to be an argument and this certainly doesn't. Here — I'll give you the answer to the question…
If you want to have pineapple on your pizza, go right on ahead.
And I submit that if that doesn't settle the matter for you, you're just looking for conflict. Until such time as someone in power tries to implement a pineapple mandate for pizza or even a pineapple ban, that settles that. There are so many debates in this world today that will never reach any level of consensus and agreement, we don't need any more.