I just received this…
This is your FINAL NOTICE, Mark.
So far, you've ignored EVERY email inviting you to join the Presidential Honor Roll. You've ignored Team Trump, Lara, Don Jr., AND the President of the United States.
We've done everything we can to get you to join this prestigious group, and now we're reaching out to let you know that this is your LAST CHANCE.
President Trump is holding your spot until 11:59 PM TONIGHT. After that, you will no longer be considered for a spot on the Presidential Honor Roll.
The President is counting on YOU, Mark. Don't let him down.
You've always been one of President Trump's fiercest supporters, so we wanted to give you ONE LAST CHANCE to accept your invitation to join the Presidential Honor Roll.
He'll be reviewing the FINAL membership roster soon. Make sure he sees your name.
Contribute $5 IMMEDIATELY to get your name on the FINAL membership roster.>>
I dunno…I think it's funny to imagine Trump sitting at a desk, reading a list and he suddenly yells out, "Hey! I don't see Mark Evanier's name on here! He's always been one of my fiercest supporters! You mean to tell me he didn't send me five friggin' dollars? Okay, I've had it with that guy! He's off the Presidential Honor Roll!"