Forgive the lack of posting today but I've been a bit ill. My doctor, diagnosing over the phone, says it's almost certainly not The Virus but is, in fact, Food Poisoning. It sure feels like Food Poisoning, which is something I've had before, usually in tandem with a bad reaction from one of my many food allergies. The cramps come and go and I'm operating on the assumption that the worst of it is over and that I'll be fine for tomorrow afternoon's Cartoon Voices Panel.
If I felt better, this announcement would be wittier and I'd probably craft some line about how I need Trump to commute my stomach's sentence or something. The post that follows this one was written a week or so ago.