Google just notified me I was mentioned on this webpage. The article says, in part…
This year's WonderCon will be held from March 29 to 31 at the Anaheim Convention Center in Anaheim, California. Attendees can look forward to seeing special guests such as DC Comics publisher Mark Evanier and Kendare Blake, author of Three Dark Crowns series and Goddess War trilogy. Other confirmed guests include Tom King, Tula Lotay, Greg Pak, Dana Simpson, Scott Snyder, Brian Stelfreeze, Peter J. Tomasi and Lee Weeks.
Wow. I'm publisher of DC Comics! This is very exciting and what a way to find out. I would have thought someone there would call me and offer me the job or something but instead, they just told whoever wrote that page. I guess I'll get the formal offer and maybe a contract in the next few days so I'd better get busy deciding how I'm going to completely rearrange the company and what books I'm going to cancel and how I'm going to give everyone huge raises and…
Hold on. Could this possibly be a typo or a mistake of some sort?
No, that's not possible. Everything on the Internet is true, right?