I'm already sick of articles handicapping the 2020 election. We are in the most volatile and unprecedented time ever in terms of this nation's political news. No one knows what the Mueller Report is going to say or even when it's going to say it. No one knows who'll be indicted, who'll be convicted, who'll be exonerated or what the crimes, if any, may be. They don't even know for sure if Trump can or will be indicted on at least one crime we already know about.
And you just know that two months from now, we're going to be talking about scandals that no one has heard about right now. I dunno whose scandals they'll be but there will be some. And Trump looks like he's about one sizzling revelation away from running screaming down Pennsylvania Avenue. Six months from now, we could have a trained otter somewhere high on the Presidential Succession List.
So don't tell me Trump can't win or can't lose. I won't even entertain predictions as to which country he'll be a citizen of by Memorial Day. Don't tell me that on the Democratic side in '20, it's going to be Biden and Beto…or Hillary and Elizabeth Warren…or a slate consisting of an iRobot® Roomba® and a guy who talks like Jerry Lewis but in Swedish. Nobody has a clue.
In the ten days between now and Christmas, there's going to be at least one game-changing revelation about somebody or something that no one can imagine at this moment. Maybe Natasha will flip on Boris and reveal that Trump offered a $50 million apartment to Fearless Leader. The only thing you can bank on with any assurance is that no matter what Lindsey Graham says, there's a video clip somewhere of him saying the exact opposite.
That's all I wanted to say. Thank you for listening.