When last we heard, it was on its way to San Francisco but apparently it changed its mind and went to Salt Lake City, Utah instead. I guess it didn't like Salt Lake City because 94 minutes after its arrival, it was on another plane, this time to Los Angeles (again!) I hope they gave it time in Salt Lake City to walk around a bit, use the restroom and maybe get one of those little personal-size Pizza Hut pizzas, without which no stopover in an airport is complete.
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