Your Quickie Weekend Trump Dump

He has a new plan to sabotage Obamacare. This is like if I predicted you'd wind up homeless, you didn't and then I burned your house down so I could say, "I told you so!"

He's mad that his Secretary of State called him a moron. Think how mad he'd be if he realized that 56.5% of the country calls him that, too. Or worse.

He did a crappy job dealing with all them hurricanes. Of course, in Trumpworld, he is always to be congratulated for whatever he does.

He's about to make things much worse between the U.S. and Iran. And for no apparent reason than that he has to undo whatever Obama did.

He may be about to appoint as the next chair of the Federal Reserve, a man who has a miserable track record for that kind of thing. But at least he seems blindly loyal to Donald…and when you get right down to it, isn't that more important than competence?

And finally for this fine Saturday: He has relatives who may escape criminal prosecution due to shady dealings and their family connection. And hey, what's the point of being president if you can't give your kids a couple of "Get Out of Jail Free" cards?