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A man who once worked as a dishwasher at the Carnegie Deli in New York says that he has put together an offer of at least $5 million bucks to buy the place which its current owner plans to close forever at the end of this year. A happy turn of events? No. He also says the owner refuses to consider any such offer. I don't get it either, people. Here's the latest.