So last night, I was watching a police chase on television. Here's the news flash on it…
A driver of a reportedly stolen car led police on a chase on Friday along Los Angeles freeways. The driver of the 1990s model Honda Accord traveled at high speeds, often followed only by a police helicopter.
The chase began in the north San Fernando Valley before heading into downtown Los Angeles and onto the 110 Freeway. He exited the freeway at Manchester and drove on surface streets in the Florence area before returning to the freeway, returning to the north.
And then afterwards, he fled through Coldwater Canyon where it was too foggy for the copters (TV or police) to track him from the air but cops on the ground nabbed him. He was taken into custody and I'm now imagining him appearing before a judge, accompanied by his attorney…
ATTORNEY: Your honor, my client wishes to plead Not Guilty by Reason of Insanity.
JUDGE: I see. Counselor, have you any proof that your client is insane?
ATTORNEY: Yes, your honor. Your honor, with all the other cars on the road to choose from, my client actually stole a 1990s model Honda Accord.
JUDGE: Case dismissed.