Trump on the Stump

So Donald Trump has some sort of big announcement today, perhaps that he's entering the 2016 presidential race because, you know, they don't have quite enough candidates who don't have a chance of winning and he can't pass up an opportunity to promote himself. If that's it, then the question is whether he's serious enough to stay in past the moment when he'd have to either quit the campaign or quit Celebrity Apprentice. Me, I'm guessing he doesn't want to give up that show for the prestige of finishing in fifteenth place behind Carly Fiorina.

Besides, why does he want to be a candidate? Doesn't he know what a miserable life they lead? Just listen to Ted Cruz complain about it.