My pal Leonard Maltin got to be a question (or rather, an answer) on Jeopardy! last evening…
In case you don't get it, his entire review consisted of the word "no" and it got him into the Guinness Book of World Records for writing the world's shortest movie review. In 2008 when the movie Who Do You Love? came out, I was waiting for someone to try and best him by writing a review that merely consisted of the letter "I." It would have been gramatically-incorrect but it would have been half the length of Leonard's wordy review.