We've talked here occasionally about items McDonald's no longer has on its menu. Here's a list of five such items. The only one of them I ever tried was McPizza, which my friend Paul Dini and I sampled at the McDonald's inside Circus Circus in Las Vegas. Hey, what I can say? It was Vegas, baby. You take gambles when you're in Vegas.
Paul and I had denuded a buffet two hours earlier at another hotel. We were walking through Circus Circus. We saw McPizza. We decided to try it. We regretted it: Two bites apiece. The second ones were because we couldn't believe how bad the first ones were. We tossed the rest out in a trash receptacle we could see was filled with McPizzas, all missing two bites. Makes you wonder how this concoction got through test marketing.