Saturday Evening

Busy with deadlines…but I'm stopping in to ask this: A friend of mine is desperate to score two tix to see Beyoncé when she performs in December here in Los Angeles at the Staples Center. He'd like to get good seats without it costing him roughly what it cost to build the Staples Center. Does anyone here have an "in" or a suggestion beyond thrashing through the scalpers at places like StubHub or robbing a liquor store? I'm telling him he might be safer going the liquor store route. If you can help him out, please lemme know.