The other day, we favored you with a look at Al Kelly, master of double talk comedy. John Sinclair, who writes teevee shows in the U.K., tells me about Mr. Kelly's British equivalent — "Professor" Stanley Unwin, who seems to have gotten his title at whatever institute of higher learning also gave us "Professor" Irwin Corey. Here is Prof. Unwin in action. This clip will be meaningless to those of you who think that everyone with a British accent is utterly unintelligible. Oh, why can't the English teach their children how to speak?