Our pal Maurice LaMarche, voice artist supreme, is one of the main commissioners of International Talk Like William Shatner Day which, by an amazing coincidence, happens to be today. If you have a decent bone in your body, you will spend the day talking like William Shatner, taking oddly-placed pauses in your sentences…and you get extra points for a chorus of "Rocket Man." So do your part. Participate. Do not sabotage the system.