Here from the old ABC Schoolhouse Rock series, we have "I'm Just a Bill," sung by a great musician (and a very funny man) named Jack Sheldon. Mutual friends are e-mailing me to say that Jack passed away yesterday and since I'm hoping it's not so [UPDATE: it is not) and I don't have another obit in me tonight, let's just enjoy the vocal stylings of Mr. Jack Sheldon, shall we?