- If Daniel Day-Lewis wins and has any class, he'll get up to the podium, clutch the Oscar and deliver the Gettysburg Address. 12:17:53
- Just set my TiVo to record the Oscars. I'm padding the recording time length by six hours because it always feels that long. 13:19:03
- I'm predicting at least one joke about Daniel Day-Lewis freeing the cast of Django Unchained. 14:00:30