Someone made this homemade, unauthorized commercial for the Trader Joe's market chain. The company could do a lot worse than to hire this guy to make ad spots for them…especially if they bought him a rhyming dictionary.
I like Trader Joe's but with reservations. One problem I have is how crowded it often seems, usually at the checkout counters but always just trying to get down the aisles. They always have so many new items that shoppers have to keep stopping to study labels, which makes it hard to navigate. I also don't like the Trader Joe's policy of discontinuing any item that I purchase twice.
They'll probably be surprised to hear that I've figured it out…but it's getting kinda obvious. Every time I find something I like, it's gone. That's why they no longer have those little 100 calorie packets of cheese crackers shaped like toucans. They were great and every time I went in to buy them, I either bought them out or was told they were already out. Well, of course then, they had to stop making them. That's apparently their master business plan: Get rid of whatever Evanier will buy. I've never purchased eggs at Trader Joe's but if I did, they'd stop carrying eggs.
My new favorite Trader Joe's item is a little microwavable meal that they just introduced. It's a 270 calorie package of whole wheat penne pasta and meatballs, and since I like it, it'll be gone by April.
Here's a song about some of the stuff they do have…