Why is this child crying? Hey, you'd cry if your father had dressed you up for Halloween as the idiot barbarian, Groo the Wanderer. Devout Groo fan Jason Nuttall claims that his daughter Rebecca insisted on this costume, but I'm suspicious. She was born 9/11/2002 to Jason and spouse Melissa, who promptly nicknamed her "Li'l Groo." That means the kid was around six weeks of age at Halloween — a bit too young to really know about the Groo comic book, though emotionally mature enough to work on it. But don't fear for young Rebecca. She's young. She'll have years to outgrow this traumatic childhood indignity. And if she doesn't, that's okay. She'll grow up like her dad and we can always use another reader. (Thanks, Jason…)