Tuesday night on Dog Eat Dog (NBC): People throwing fish at each other. Set your VCR.
(The reference is to the fact that Scott, in his wonderful Oddball Comics series, sometimes showcases "fish-in-the-face" covers. These are comic books where some editor or artist thought it would be really commercial to show someone on the cover being hit in the face with a fish. You'd be amazed how many of these there have been. Here's an example Scott posted on his page about a year ago.)
(While I've got you here: I should mention that if you go to Scott's site, you'll see that he's just completed a week featuring issues of Herbie, a wonderfully silly comic that is lovingly remembered by anyone who ever read an issue. I have cut down my visits to the parent website, Comic Book Resources, because of extremely-annoying pop-up ads and a couple of even-more-annoying folks on the message boards. But Scott's page is worth navigating through both kinds of obstacles.)