Y'know, I'm getting sick of the writing business. Especially with this strike coming, I've been thinking of giving it all up and pursuing my real dream in life which is, of course, to work at my local Chuck E. Cheese restaurant and wear the giant mouse costume. The only thing stopping me is that I'm not sure I know how to do it. How could a person possibly learn the ins and outs of portraying America's favorite pizza-selling rodent? Oh, if only there was a training film I could watch.
Hey, wait a minute. Maybe if I check YouTube…