The jury in the Phil Spector/Lana Clarkson trial says that the case will go to the jury on Monday. If justice works the way it probably should, the jury will be out for about eight minutes — just long enough to vote once, hit the lavatories and gripe about how they could have returned the same verdict on Day One — and then they'll march back in and declare Spector guilty of second-degree murder. He will then be sentenced to fifteen years in prison and a lengthy, expensive appeals process will begin.
Since we all know how often justice does not work the way it should, I'm planning my killing spree. As I mentioned, if this guy doesn't get convicted, it's highly unlikely I would be. I'm white. I have some money and a couple of great lawyers. I'm in show business.
My friend Buzz Dixon wrote to ask, regarding my upcoming killing spree, "May we make requests?" The answer is no, Buzz. This is my killing spree, damn it. You're in show business. Arrange your own.