I've been getting a lot of spam from some company that wants to sell me vast quantities of pornography. The offers don't interest me but what's on the "Sender" line is usually kinda fun. Apparently, someone is using a program that takes a random word and makes it the first name. Then it inserts a random letter as a middle initial. Then it picks another random word for a last name. The following are the actual sender names on the last 16 I've received…
Pancreas H. Delmonico, Aristocracies G. Installation, Tolkien M. Bloodthirstier, Hunchbacked S. Glamored, Cesar P. Simulcasted, Outrage H. User, Tricycling P. Dobbin, Yipping V. Month, Modal D. Indignantly, Devotes H. Hollering, Wintry R. Wariness, Potteries U. Wideness, Orlon L. Sensory, Rattling C. Knocker, Sonic I. Outcries and Pearly C. Economic
Aren't those great names? Don't some of them sound like characters that Groucho Marx should have played? Next script I write, I'm naming someone Pancreas H. Delmonico. I just have to figure out if Pancreas is a man's name or a woman's.