LIVE OSCAR BLOGGING! — Joan and Melissa are now counting down the ten worst fashion statements at Oscars past. Sally Kirkland looks like she's wearing Scarlett O'Hara's drapes. Courtney Love is a slut. Dennis Rodman looks like the doorman at a gay Bed and Breakfast. (Hey, Joan: How do you know what the doormen look like at a gay Bed and Breakfast?) Pam Anderson and Elizabeth Hurley are "trailer trash all the way," apparently because their breasts are exposed. And Number Uno is Bjork's famous 2001 swan dress but at least Joan recognizes that it was intended as a joke. Joan knows about jokes because, rumor has it, she used to do comedy.