State of the Union

The Top Ten words that did not appear anywhere in George W. Bush's State of the Union address tonight…

  1. Mars
  2. environment
  3. global warming
  4. Colin Powell
  5. equality
  6. Halliburton
  7. fairness
  8. Enron
  9. withdraw
  10. Osama

And when he condemned "Activist judges [who] have begun redefining marriage by court order, without regard for the will of the people and their elected representatives," he was lucky no one jumped up and asked, "How do you feel when they stop votes from being recounted?"