That's right, it's time to play the game that's fast putting Wheel of Fortune and The Price is Right out of business…There's No Such Website! And here's how we play it: We give you descriptions of five websites and links to all five of them. Four of these websites actually exist on the Internet and if you click on the link, you'll visit them. One of these websites is a filthy lie concocted by our trained staff of filthy liars. Your job is to spot the lie. So now…for the battery-powered cheese straightener, the two-week vacation in Dom DeLuise's pants, the thong bikini fashioned from Ben Franklin's old kite string, a performance by the All-Dachsund Drill Team, the submarine sandwich made out of an actual submarine, and the entire nation of Chad, spot the phony website! The clock is ticking…
- Spamradio – Broadcasting 24/7, reading aloud the great junk mail messages we all receive for real estate deals, Nigerian banking scams, genital enlargement and low-interest home loans.
- Elmyr Danzig's Gallery of Lunch – Whenever photographer Elmyr Danzig spots someone carrying a lunchbox or bag lunch on the streets of Pittsburgh, he gets them to let him snap a photo of what they'll soon be eating. Some amazing bags of Fritos in there.
- Dehydrated Water – It's a great new product…compact, lightweight, easy to store, and perfect to take wherever you go. It's free of toxins, chemicals, lead, minerals, and almost every other dangerous substance you can think of.
- Monobrow – Glorifying the joys of having only one eyebrow.
- The Page That Turns You Into a Cabbage – It's hard to believe but there's actually a page on the Internet that can turn you into a cabbage. Or if you don't want to be a cabbage, a Brussels Sprout.