My pal Kim "Howard" Johnson is the world's foremost authority on Monty Python and the author of several books on the subject. I hope he knows about something else because he's a contestant this week on Who Wants To Be a Millionaire? His run, however long it lasts, starts on Tuesday and concludes on Wednesday. I have a feeling it's going to go like this…
"Is that your final answer?"
"I told you once."
"No, you didn't."
"I most certainly did…"
…and so on. His segments were taped some time ago but he hasn't told me how he did, so I'll be tuning in to see if he's buying, next time we have dinner.