- At the end of the day, I'm tired of hearing sentences that begin with "At the end of the day…" #
- My new catch phrase: "That's the biggest waste of money since Sheldon Adelson gave Newt Gingrich $10 million to run for president!" #
- Bogus death rumors about Eddie Murphy. Right now, some actor is asking his own P.R. guy, "Why can't you get me that kind of publicity?" #