This sounds like something the writers of MAD Magazine would come up with: O.J. Simpson is doing a pay-per-view hidden camera show called Juiced. In one segment, he tries to sell his infamous white Ford Bronco, touting it as a good getaway vehicle. (Don't believe me? Read this.)
I'm trying to think of a TV show I am less likely to ever watch and I can't. I don't like hidden camera shows at all and I think Simpson belongs in a small room with bars on the windows and door. I've never even sprung for pay-per-view on anything, and I ain't starting with this.
The only thing that interests me here — though not enough to watch and try to figure it out — is this: Is Simpson doing this program because he thinks it will rehabilitate his image…and if so, why does he think that? Or has he given up all hope of widespread public acceptance and is just doing it because he figures it doesn't matter what he does? I suppose there's a third possibility, which is that he figures that if he goes around doing hidden camera stunts, he just might catch The Real Killers on tape. But that seems like an outside possibility…