I am now about to attempt something dangerous. Last night, my TiVo recorded the entire two-hour special, David Blaine: Drowned Alive, and I am now going to risk my life by attempting to view it. I have a team of doctors standing by as well as a rescue unit that is prepared to go in and get me before any possible brain damage can occur. I pray that I will not need them.
Let's see how long I last. Start the clock.