I swear I didn't retouch this in any way. It's up on the CNN website at the moment (here) and I thought at first I'd made a wrong click and wound up at The Onion. In case you don't get it, the "quack" story is about how some are saying Bush is becoming a lame duck president. That's bad enough but to put it next to a story about Bird Flu…
You know, it can be dangerous to quack around the White House. You might get shot by Dick Cheney.