An imagined conversation…
ALBERTO GONZALES: George, it looks like this is it. I'm probably going to be indicted and even a lot of prominent Republicans in Congress are ready to call for my resignation or impeachment. I think I oughta quit.
GEORGE W. BUSH: Yeah, sure looks that way, Gonzy. So what do you think would be a good time?
GONZALES: I dunno. I was thinking I'd wait until Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are both in reruns for a couple weeks.
BUSH: Good idea. But what will you do? How will you earn a living?
GONZALES: Oh, don't worry about me. There's a lot of call out there for maniacally distorting the legal process to protect every stupid or crooked thing your boss does. In fact, I hear there's more money than ever to be made from lying in the public sector.