Breaking Panda News (and Porn)

We cover many important topics on this site — politics, comics, movies, my cell phone problems — but none more important than Baby Pandas. Baby Pandas, as you well know, are the cutest thing in the world.

There is one more Baby Panda in the world today. Bai Yun, a giant panda at the San Diego Zoo, gave birth this afternoon at 1:31 PM. So far, there are no pictures of the cub and zoo authorities haven't gotten close enough to determine its sex. But it's a Baby Panda and any day now, we should get to see it in all its unparalleled cuteness.

In the meantime, the zoo has some video clips on this page of its website. There's one there entitled "Panda Birth" that shows the announcement and some footage of Bai Yun in labor. There's another one called "Giant Panda Birth Watch" that will show you how she got pregnant. One of the reasons pandas don't mate more often is probably because they never have a minute of privacy.