- Okay…but what if someone in South Carolina wants to vote for the real Herman Cain? #
- Wikipedia remains offline. Where can I turn for information of dubious accuracy? Oh, wait. Fox News is still on. #
- Just drove by the Silent Movie Theater and the marquee says "Kill All Redneck Pricks." One of Chaplin"s lesser known films. #
- Wikipedia claims to be offline today. But since it's Wikipedia, you'd better double check that. #