People I'm Glad I'm Not Today

Eliot Spitzer. I don't particularly care about the moral issue of whoring around like that…or at least, I think we have a great many public officials doing things that are vastly more despicable, some of which are even legal. What I do think though if that if your job is to do things like bust call girl rings and you think you can get away with being a client at the same time, you oughta lose your job just for reasons of pure stupidity.

A quick sweep of news sites shows a lot of reports that he'd be announcing his resignation at 7 PM tonight Eastern time. It's that time now, he doesn't seem to be resigning and it would appear those sites are going back and tempering those reports. How long do we think it'll be before they're announcing the resignation and getting it right?

And how happy do we think Larry Craig is about this? It oughta cut the jokes about him by at least two-thirds.