This is a day made for Twitter. Here are the last six tweets I sent, in order…
- Michael Jackson is apparently dead on some news channels and not on others.
- The L.A. Times announced at 3:15 that Michael Jackson has died. But he's still alive, albeit in a coma, on CNN as of 3:22.
- Okay, Jackson is dead on MSNBC and in the L.A. Times, but alive on CNN. Fox News says he's still alive and cites the Times as a source.
- As if the day couldn't get any more National Enquirer, now Al Sharpton is holding a press conference.
- And now some sites are saying Jeff Goldblum has fallen to his death on a movie set. Sounds like a hoax/joke: They're dropping like flies.
- Al Sharpton is right about one thing: Most of the people praising Michael Jackson today wouldn't go near him the last ten years.