Sorry I haven't posted anything for a while but I've pretty much spent the last twenty-four hours on one of those scripts that's gotta be in when it's gotta be in. It is now in. Life was dull around here today, which suits me fine. In fact, a dull life is kind of exciting. My big achievement, apart from getting that script in, was faking out a cat.
The cat in question is Max the Bulimic Cat, a feral feline who shows up at my back door incessantly to howl as if he's starving. Often, there is already food in the bowl out there but since it's a good ten minutes old, it won't do. He demands fresh.
So what I've learned to do — and you probably already knew this trick but I just figured it out — is that I take the half-filled bowl in, putter around, slam the cabinet door in which the cans of fresh food are stored…and then I just put the exact same bowl back out there. And Max eats it. You have no idea how proud this makes me.
I'm going to post a great video link and then hit the sack. Good night, Internet!