I just realized I can make the joke better…
Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani has announced that he's going to lead a drive to block the legalization of same-sex wedlock in New York. Giuliani said that he believes marriage is the sacred union of one occasional cross-dresser and a different woman every few years.
And maybe I can get something in there about him marrying his cousin.
Really. There are things I still admire about Mr. Giuliani but him lecturing people about proper relationships is like Newt Gingrinch lecturing people about proper relationships. Oh, wait. He's doing it, too.