Attention, Cartoon Network Watchers!

Your TV listing may be lying to you. It may tell you that at 6 AM, they're running a show called Hero 108. This is a shameless lie. What they're now running in that time slot is a half-hour of vintage Warner Brothers cartoons…Bugs, Daffy, Tweety, etc.

And it may further be misinforming you by telling you that at Noon, they're airing two half-hours of Codename: Kids Next Door. Another shameless falsehood. Instead, what they're really running there is a whole hour of vintage Warner Brothers cartoons.

I tell you this, first of all because I believe in Truth…and secondly, in case you have kids who need to be introduced to the loveliness of Looney Tunes and the magnificence of Merrie Melodies but who won't watch anything that isn't on Nick or Cartoon Network. Tell 'em it's a brand-new show. Apart from the occasional catch-phrases from Jerry Colonna and Ralph Kramden, they'll never know the difference except that these cartoons are funny.