The National Enquirer reported that O.J. Simpson had been brutally beaten in prison by a bunch of White Supremacists. The prison now says the story is utterly untrue and now most of the news sources that quoted the Enquirer piece are either retracting it or featuring the denial in such a way as to suggest they no longer believe the story.
That's good. For a minute there, I thought I might have to feel a bit sorry for O.J. Simpson.