Monthly Archives: December 2010

Ryk Stanton writes to ask…

I wonder if you'd be willing to briefly describe your writing process for those of us who have some idea of someday trying to become writers in our own right. By "process," I mean when do you write, and where — do you have anything specifically atmospheric (e.g. music, incense, some sort of omnipresent artifact) that you use consistently?

Well, there are two answers to this. In one, I'm writing all my waking hours and even an occasional moment asleep. Whatever I'm going to write is always buzzing around in there somewhere and I'm getting ideas and filing them away for possible or probable usage, particularly on what I hope to complete in the next few days. But that's probably not the kind of answer you want.

To the extent it's possible, I get up and write all morning and all afternoon and all evening, way into the early morning hours. That's the default and everything else I do — going to a show, dining with friends, going in to direct a cartoon voice session, pausing for a nap, tidying up the kitchen, etc. — is subtracted from that. My natural habitat is here in front of this computer…or over in front of the back-up computer in my office…or if travelling, working on my laptop. For certain projects (poems, lyrics, sometimes comic books), I'll utilize a pad of paper with one of those old-fashioned things they call a pencil. (You can Google the word to find out what that is.) Before the Internet, I liked having nearby but did not absolutely require a small shelf of certain books— dictionary, thesaurus, rhyming dictionary, an almanac full of useful lists and info, etc. Now, Google and a few programs on my computer have replaced the books.

Depending on whether I'm in the mood where it will focus my concentration or impede it, I may or may not have the TV or some audio source on…a podcast, say. On a whim, I may turn it off and on or pause it or jump from one show to another. I usually leave those things off when someone else is in the room because it would drive them nuts to have it turned on and off and on and off the way I'm wont to do. Not much else seems to matter much. There's no omnipresent artifact and I'd rather smell bat guano than incense. The main thing is not to be distracted, which is why my most productive hours are late when the phone is less likely to ring. Regardless of when they're time-stamped on the website here, most of my longer postings are composed either first thing in the morning (when I'm warming up) or just before bed (when I'm winding down). This one was warming up.

I write in quick spurts and if it's going too slowly, I become suspect of what I'm writing and I go back and find things to change. Between spurts, I'll take a walk, get a snack, surf the web, go check for mail….things like that. Other than that, its pretty simple. I sit and write. I know writers who have to have the chair a certain height, have to have water to their left in a certain kind of mug, have to have the room at exactly 71.3

I'm staying home New Year's Eve. There was a time when I used to go to parties but I never enjoyed them…too many people trying way too hard to have a good time and there always seemed to be one person I knew who had way too much to drink and was making things uncomfy for all. There also seemed to always be one couple who had "issues" triggered by the end of the year and their discord would make things even less pleasant. Add to that the difficulty getting anywhere with traffic, sobriety checkpoints and tipsy drivers and, well, it made me realize December 31 is a darn good night to stay home and not go anywhere.

If you're staying put too, you might want to ring in '11 with the live New Year's Eve Celebration on Shokus Internet Radio. Our pal Stu Shostak and his lovely life-partner Jeanine Kasun will be broadcasting (webcasting?) from 7 PM to 1 AM Pacific Time, which means 10 PM 'til 4 AM Eastern Time. They'll have in-studio guests and plus other guests on the phone…and I'll be one of them, around a half-hour before it's New Year's out here. When they're not talking, there will be wonderful music and it'll be a lot of fun. Point your browser to the site for Shokus Internet Radio and join the party. If you really want to get in the mood, wear a funny hat…and nothing else.

Gee, it's been at least three hours since I plugged the fine performances of my pal Frank Ferrante, who tours this continent in the guise of Julius "Groucho" Marx, replicating the master comic actor in a one-man (plus pianist) show. He must be good because I receive a steady stream of e-mails from folks who say they went to see Frank on my recommendation and that he was everything I said he was. Like you, I love being told I'm right.

The only problem with Frank's act is that he rarely does it where I can see it…or even where some of you can see it. So we have to be ever-vigilant and keep consulting his touring schedule to see when he'll be coming our way. His 2011 calendar is now posted on his website — not that there won't be more dates added in the future but you might want to check now. If you're in or around Glen Allen, Virginia or Vincennes, Indiana or Holstein, Iowa, you're in luck. He'll be nearby in January. If you're anywhere else, go ascertain as to whether your burg is on his itinerary. And if it is and you go see him, say the Secret Words ("I read about you on Mark Evanier's blog") and Frank will pose for a photo with you after the show.

I don't know what the lowest thing is a person can do in this world. But robbing the Salvation Army at Christmas time has got to be in the bottom ten.